teresajoy
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Funny(sad!) Muffin Top story: I recently accidentally took some ULTRA low rise jeans into a fitting room. WHY they make these in size 16, is beyond me! Anyway I did notice on the tag the SUPER low rise label but decided to try them on anyway. Now, I've had 4 c-sections and am a good 30-40 pounds overweight. I pulled them up up up...but they STOP abruptly WAYYYYYY too low. I managed to button and exhale. OMGosh! I cant SCRATCH that image out of my memory!!!!! IF I were to purchase these jeans, I would not be able to bend more than 15 degrees without showing a 4inch bum crack. NOT to mention the need for a uncomfortable WAX job down there.I think I laughed that silent wheezing teary gut laugh till I hurt. I did buy the mid rise, 1 inch below my belly button jeans but often get a good laugh at the disaster of ultra low rise jeans on this carcass.
I am laughing so hard, I can barely breath!!!


