Kid Cruisers Oct. 20, 2007!!!!!!!!!

[kaitiebear]

today is my birthday my happy wappy birthday

 

[.:)Tinker_Belle(:.]

hi everyone

happy birthday kaitie

 

[partybear]

what number cruise will this be for you?

this will be my number 8....

~Nicola~

 

[.:)Tinker_Belle(:.]

what number cruise will this be for you?

this will be my number 8....

~Nicola~

this will be my 6th

 

[.:)Tinker_Belle(:.]

we should make something for the kids to put in their signature

 

[.:)Tinker_Belle(:.]

nicola when do you go back to school?

 

[kaitiebear]

this will be my 4th cruise and i talked to my mom is there a separtet dis tag for tyhe kids or our we doing the family one

 

[.:)Tinker_Belle(:.]

this will be my 4th cruise and i talked to my mom is there a separtet dis tag for tyhe kids or our we doing the family one

its for the family there is no dis tag just for kids!

 

[kaitiebear]

ok just cheacking thank you

 

[kaitiebear]

this is halirouies read these

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.


2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating
rink.


3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes
at the front.


4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
diet coke.


5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters.


6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to
in the first place.


8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.


9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so
well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

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10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they
make the whole plane out of that stuff??


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to
work on my hair).


On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside. (the shoplifter special?)


On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be
how???....)


On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just"
a suggestion.)


On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh?!)


On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and
you thought????...)


On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't
this save me more time?)


On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds
off those forklifts.)


On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this
because???....)


On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as
opposed to...what?)


On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody
out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)


On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)


On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)


On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to
fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

 

[.:)Tinker_Belle(:.]

what is everyone doing today?

we are going to the fair at st martins in franklin with my friend it should be fun! and then tomorrow we are having a picnic thing!

if only school didn't have to start!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[.:)Tinker_Belle(:.]

allright new page!!!!

 

[partybear]

I go back on wednesday only 6 more weeks until my holiday in disney starts! only 7 weeks (i think ) until the cruise!
Today i went to see my baby cousin and right now im having dinner its 1/4 past 7 pm here.
i go back to school on wednesday .
My new teacher thinks she is the highest person alive and looks down on everybody she is .
ps. what does F.O mean? (Is it an american thing?)
~Nicola~

 

[kaitiebear]

school is in two days for me

 

[MonkeySeas]

HI!!!!!

I am back

 

[MonkeySeas]

allright new page!!!!

Myfavorite is stitch my favorite colors green purple orange
Inever got to tell you for the doorsign

 

[.:)Tinker_Belle(:.]

HI!!!!!

I am back

Where were you???

 

[.:)Tinker_Belle(:.]

HAPPY LAST DAY OF SUMMER!!!!!!!!

for those of you who start school tomorrow!

 

[kaitiebear]

HAPPY LAST DAY OF SUMMER!!!!!!!!

for those of you who start school tomorrow!

thanks and I say happy last day of summer to everone too.

 

[.:)Tinker_Belle(:.]

hi everyone i am posting from the computer that is now in my room!!!!!