Just a little joke

[IloveDMB]

Just a little joke to lighten up your day

This is a good one:

The Parking Ticket

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes.

When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-dicked Nazi. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn tires!

So I called him a piece of horse ****.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes ... the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a ****. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day.

It's important at my age.

 

[Octoberbride03]

LOL

I think I've read or hard this joke b4. Still funny though.


Maureen
(Where oh where did my Cinderella Castle go )

 

[LuvN~Travel]

Actually my hubby did this to a coworker a few years ago. The other guy had come down well before 8:00 a.m. one day, and started trying to boss my hubby around. (not even in his line of supervision) Later in the day, my DH saw the meter maid heading down the line. Another of his coworkers pointed out the car of the bossy man my dh had encountered earlier in the day. It didn't take my DH just a minute, to run over to the car, make sure the meter maid saw him, and then put in another coin...thereby 'refeading' the meter. Yup, the guy got a ticket alright. (not a good idea to tick off my DH, btw.)
Kim