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RIP@HM4afterlife
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this is yucky but funny:
A vaccumm salesman walks to a house and knocks on the door. As
soon as a lady answers the door, the man throws cow dung all
over the carpet. He then says, "If this vaccum does not clean it
completely and perform miracles, then I myself will eat the
patties."
There is a long pause....
The lady half laughing asks, "Do you want a ketchup or mustard
on that?"
Puzzled the man asks, "What? Why?"
She says, laughing, "We just moved in and our electricity is not
turn on yet."
A vaccumm salesman walks to a house and knocks on the door. As
soon as a lady answers the door, the man throws cow dung all
over the carpet. He then says, "If this vaccum does not clean it
completely and perform miracles, then I myself will eat the
patties."
There is a long pause....
The lady half laughing asks, "Do you want a ketchup or mustard
on that?"
Puzzled the man asks, "What? Why?"
She says, laughing, "We just moved in and our electricity is not
turn on yet."
I like it!
