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this is yucky but funny:

A vaccumm salesman walks to a house and knocks on the door. As
soon as a lady answers the door, the man throws cow dung all
over the carpet. He then says, "If this vaccum does not clean it
completely and perform miracles, then I myself will eat the
patties."

There is a long pause....

The lady half laughing asks, "Do you want a ketchup or mustard
on that?"

Puzzled the man asks, "What? Why?"

She says, laughing, "We just moved in and our electricity is not
turn on yet."
 




eewwwwww... gross jokes... ok, here's a grossie, Texas-style...

As spring migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip North, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the flight attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead armadillos.

"Do you wish to check the armadillos through as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion."
 

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