Joke A Day for countdown?

[disneygoof]

He was looking for Pooh.

Ba-dump-bump.

 

[tlrotzoll]

He was looking for Pooh.

Ba-dump-bump.

Boy did I need that today! Thank you!!!

 

[Leonsmom]

THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY DISNEY OBSESSION

10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.

9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.

8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".

7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.

6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".

5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.

4. You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.

3. Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.

2. You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.

1. You're reading this.

 

[tlrotzoll]

THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY DISNEY OBSESSION

10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.

9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.

8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".

7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.

6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".

5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.

4. You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.

3. Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.

2. You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.

1. You're reading this.

Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Buckeye Princess]

My little sister was granted a wish trip to Disney and she had never been before. I created a page a day calendar for her to count down the 2 months before she left. Each day was printed on a small square sheet of paper and contained a Disney tip, joke, or trivia along with clip art. I then cut these out and used book binding glue to stick them all together in the same manner as the store bought page a days. It worked wonderfully!

 

[momejay]

I have a few...

Why did Tigger get his head stuck in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.

Where does Ariel go to the movies?
The Dive-in.

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.

As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"

After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.


When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs!

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose!

What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?
A. Pooh-hoo.


Q. What do you get when you cross a hunny pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?
A. An empty hunny pot!

Why didn't Winnie-the-Pooh order dessert?
A. He was already stuffed.