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Ashley, the girl who cut her own face to make believe like she was attacked by a big scary black Obama supporter has found her place in the Republican Party platform.
"Under my health care plan, Ashley the Munchausen would be better cared for. The $5000 credit would have allowed Ashley the Munchausen to get the psychiatric care she needs to prevent this type of outburst. If her disorder did not improve, Ashley the Munchausen could continue to self inflict injuries. Guess what, my friends, she will be fully covered! As a bonified card carrying member of her choice of health insurance, she will enjoy all the attention and warm fuzzies she craves from her choice of health care givers. Ashley the Muchausens quality of life will improve whether or not she is cured. God bless Ashley and God Bless America."
It was later heard that Cindy McCain stated "it sends a cold chill up my spine that people like Barack Obama would so easily dismiss an individual such as Ashley the Munchausen. Mark my words Ashley, there is one scary black man that will not hurt your chances for a better quality of life"

"Under my health care plan, Ashley the Munchausen would be better cared for. The $5000 credit would have allowed Ashley the Munchausen to get the psychiatric care she needs to prevent this type of outburst. If her disorder did not improve, Ashley the Munchausen could continue to self inflict injuries. Guess what, my friends, she will be fully covered! As a bonified card carrying member of her choice of health insurance, she will enjoy all the attention and warm fuzzies she craves from her choice of health care givers. Ashley the Muchausens quality of life will improve whether or not she is cured. God bless Ashley and God Bless America."
It was later heard that Cindy McCain stated "it sends a cold chill up my spine that people like Barack Obama would so easily dismiss an individual such as Ashley the Munchausen. Mark my words Ashley, there is one scary black man that will not hurt your chances for a better quality of life"





