Jesus Crackers!

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Okay, my four year old is frustrated with a puzzle and I keep hearing "Jesus Crackers!" coming from the other room. So I go in and say...

me:honey, what did you just say?
Matalyn: oh mom, I'm so frustrated by this puzzle, it's a hard one!
me: yes, I know it is. But can you tell me what it was you were just saying?
Matalyn: oh something I learned on cartoons.
me: Which cartoon?
Matalyn:PB&J
me: So what is it?
Matalyn: Jesus Crackers. It's what Flick says when he is frustrated.
me: falling on floor laughing so hard...
You mean CHEESE AND Crackers???
Matalyn: I guess so.
Me: okay, because Jesus is a name and is not appropriate for when you are frustrated.
Matalyn: oh. I guess Cheese and Crackers will do as long as you don't make me eat any. I only like peanut butter on crackers.
Me: okay, so next time you're frustrated what will you say?
Matalyn: CHEESE AND Crackers!
Me. Thanks

I leave the room and hear Cheese and Crackers! a few times more.


:teeth: Gotta love the 4 year old ears, they hear things the rest of us don't!
 
For a second I thought it was a new product like animal crackers :eek:
 
My daughter used to call Chuck E. Cheese's "Chuck E. Jesus" ;)
 

Originally posted by monkeyboy
For a second I thought it was a new product like animal crackers :eek:

Oh no, First we're marketing the Monkey crackers THEN the Jesus crackers. the monkey crackers will be full of nuts and the Jesus crackers will be enLIGHTened.

:p
 
Originally posted by Disney_1derland
Oh no, First we're marketing the Monkey crackers THEN the Jesus crackers. the monkey crackers will be full of nuts and the Jesus crackers will be enLIGHTened.

:p
:laughing: :laughing:
 
Originally posted by Disney_1derland :teeth: Gotta love the 4 year old ears, they hear things the rest of us don't!
I loved your post! 'Having a 4 yr old myself I spend most of my time shaking my head and chuckling.
 
Originally posted by Bella2000
I loved your post! 'Having a 4 yr old myself I spend most of my time shaking my head and chuckling.

Yep, us too. This is just one in a long line of many things that make us wonder if we should have her hearing checked! :teeth:
 
What a sweet memory this will be. Kids are so cute, sometimes :)

Katholyn
 


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