I've just been told...

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

…that it's illegal to put ferrets down your pants for the purpose of gambling. Is this a thing?

 

[ClaraOswald]

Did you eat 'special' brownies today? This question is hilarious!

 

[fla4fun]

Did you eat 'special' brownies today? This question is hilarious!

I just have gotten a batch of the wrong brownies. I could use some that make me unaware of Helene for the next few hours.

 

[Lumpy1106]

…that it's illegal to put ferrets down your pants for the purpose of gambling. Is this a thing?

Wait, for real? Well, there goes my plans for the weekend.

 

[TCRAIG]

Wait, for real? Well, there goes my plans for the weekend.

Wondering if the ferret shares your disappointment

 

[tvguy]

Just having a ferret is illegal in California. The rest of that is just soooo wrong.

 

[Lumpy1106]

Wondering if the ferret shares your disappointment

What are the odds of that?

 

[Genie+]

So if yer gonna gamble use a mongoose otherwise ferret panting ok.

 

[Smugpugmug]

Dang, I was going to use the ferret to help me with spotting during my next match in poker

 

[BrianL]

Wasn't it squirrels?