ExCMbeau
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The crowds on 4-12-2017 (Wed) were insane. By 10 am the wait times for most of the rides were 60+ minutes. The majors were in triple digits. The carousel was a 20 minute wait. Fastpass lines were so long cast members were holding up signs to show where the FP line started. My family deals with these things with humor so we started telling it's so crowded jokes. Here are some of our favorites. My kids are 8 and 6 so think of these from their perspective. Please feel free to share your own.
It's so crowded...
Mickey needed a fastpass to meet Minnie!
Stroller parking for Small World was at EPCOT!
There was a cast member at the TTC holding a sign saying "Line for Splash Mountain starts here!"
fastpasses for Rapunzel's bathroom were sold out by 10am!
When a tour group from Brazil saw the crowds they stopped chanting, turned around, and went home!
The college program kids working the line at Seven Dwarfs Mine Train actually graduated before we got on the ride!
The going rate for a fastpass for Peter Pan was a kidney and an organ to be named later.
A pregnant lady in line for Soarin was able to give birth and then have her kids 1st birthday in the waiting area outside after the ride.
At rope drop the cast members were dressed in riot gear... with Mickey shaped shields!
It is amazing how having running jokes during the day helped deal with the crowds. There were a lot more.
It's so crowded...
Mickey needed a fastpass to meet Minnie!
Stroller parking for Small World was at EPCOT!
There was a cast member at the TTC holding a sign saying "Line for Splash Mountain starts here!"
fastpasses for Rapunzel's bathroom were sold out by 10am!
When a tour group from Brazil saw the crowds they stopped chanting, turned around, and went home!
The college program kids working the line at Seven Dwarfs Mine Train actually graduated before we got on the ride!
The going rate for a fastpass for Peter Pan was a kidney and an organ to be named later.
A pregnant lady in line for Soarin was able to give birth and then have her kids 1st birthday in the waiting area outside after the ride.
At rope drop the cast members were dressed in riot gear... with Mickey shaped shields!
It is amazing how having running jokes during the day helped deal with the crowds. There were a lot more.

it was all so bad, but we laughed a lot.