Its Happy Hour somewhere

[Miss Jasmine]

It's Thursday!
Why do they keep moving the smilies around? I can't deal with this so early in the morning.

I know, just when I get used to where they are, they move them again.

 

[Aidensmom]

It's Thursday!
Why do they keep moving the smilies around? I can't deal with this so early in the morning.

It is an evil webmaster ploy to drive us insane and make us feel like we have to drink more. Hey, maybe that isn't so evil after all.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Hey, did you see Michie posted a thread??!??!! It's titled Peep Show.

 

[imsorry]

When you dance I hear the music rocking everywhere
When you dance I see the lights shining through your hair
When you dance The band is blowing like a hurricane
When you dance You look so fine but you don't know my name
Come near baby, don't be afraid Just one taste won't do
I can't hold back one more day Sugar I know I got to dance with you
When you dance Your smile ain't hiding what you're thinking of
When you dance Your body trembles like you're making love
When you move, baby My soul is aching and my blood runs hot
Run into me now My heart is breaking, shaking what you got
Come near baby, don't be afraid
Just one taste won't do
I can't hold back one more day
Sugar I know I got to dance with you
Shake 'em down now
Come near baby, don't be afraid
Just one taste won't do I can't hold back one more day
Sugar I know I got to dance with you Oh yeah baby
When you dance I hear the music rocking everywhere
When you dance, baby This time you tumble, honey, I don't care
When you dance

 

[Briarmom]

It is an evil webmaster ploy to drive us insane and make us feel like we have to drink more. Hey, maybe that isn't so evil after all.

They are just trying to make us do more drinking? Brilliant!

 

[Cantw8]

Screw the coffee... Go directly to the rum.

Mornin', y'all.

I think I'm in love . How you doin'?

 

[Briarmom]

I am going to change the name of this place to Melancholy Hour! Let's look alive peeps!
A little Madonna ought to do it!

Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly

Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you
Waiting for your call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting for you

Time goes by so slowly for those who wait
No time to hesitate
Those who run seem to have all the fun
I'm caught up
I don't know what to do

Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
Time goes by so slowly
I don't know what to do

Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you
Waiting for your call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on you

Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you
Waiting for your call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on you

Ring, ring, ring goes the telephone
The lights are on but there's no-one home
Tick tick tock it's a quarter to two
And I'm done
I'm hanging up on you

I can't keep on waiting for you
I know that you're still hesitating
Don't cry for me
'cause I'll find my way
you'll wake up one day
but it'll be too late

Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you
Waiting for your call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on you

Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you
Waiting for your call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on you

Every little thing (Every little thing)
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you

Waiting for your call (Waiting for your call)
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on you

Time goes by, so slowly.
Time goes by, so slowly.
Time goes by, so slowly.
Time goes by, so slowly.
So slowly, so slowly, so slowly.
So slowly, so slowly, so slowly.
So slowly, so slowly, so slowly.
So slowly, so slowly, so slowly.
So slowly, so slowly.
I don't know what to do.

Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you
Waiting for your call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on you

Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you
Waiting for your call
Baby night and day
I'm fed up
I'm tired of waiting on you

Every little thing (Every little thing)
Im hung up
Im hung up on you.

Waiting for your call (Waiting for your call)
Im fed up.
(Fade until clock ticking)

 

[Miss Jasmine]

I am only on my second cup of coffee (busy morning), I'll be looking alive in a few minutes.

 

[imsorry]

You didn't like my song?

 

[Briarmom]

You didn't like my song?

I loved your song hon. You have a beautiful voice.
I need another cuppa.
Does anyone have a 3 day weekend? Did we discuss this already? I haven't been sleeping well.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

I have a three day weekend, that's why I am coming up to drink and stage with you.

 

[Briarmom]

I have a three day weekend, that's why I am coming up to drink and stage with you.

Oh yeah! I will be at the airport to pick you up.
I'll bring margaritas, but I won't drink them while I am driving, don't worry!

 

[imsorry]

Don't you remember, taking down the tree, etc. and then coming over for a slumber party


you are getting very forgetful now that you are 29!

 

[Briarmom]

Don't you remember, taking down the tree, etc. and then coming over for a slumber party


you are getting very forgetful now that you are 29!

Yes, I remembered as soon as Miss Jasmine posted it. I am drinking heavily this morning.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

I am drinking heavily this morning.

Good woman!

 

[imsorry]

FART FOOTBALL
An old married couple had no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

 

[Briarmom]

Holy crap!

 

[imsorry]

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
"Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

 

[GoofyDad869]

This mornin' just screams for some old Iggy Pop.

Fun
hey baby we like your lips
Fun
hey baby we like your pants
all aboard for funtime
Fun
Hey, I feel lucky tonight
Fun
I'm gonna get stoned and run around
All aboard for funtime
Fun
Last night I was down in the lab
Fun
Talkin' to Dracula and his crew
All aboard for funtime
Fun
I don't need no heavy trips
Fun
I just do what I want to do
All aboard for funtime
Fun
Baby baby we like your lips
Fun
Baby baby we like your pants
All aboard for funtime
Fun
Everybody we want in
Fun
We want some we want some
All aboard for funtime
Fun
Baby baby we like your lips
Fun
Baby baby we like your pants
All aboard for funtime

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Great jokes Auntie Im!