Disney Princess Elli
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*isconfused*
Daily Bugle photographer and science student Peter Parker is Spider-Man! .
I think I've finally solved the mystery! This would explain why Peter Parker is always so flaky, it is because he is always so busy fighting crime as his web-slinging persona! And the reason he is the only photographer able to photograph Spider-Man is because he arranges the photos himself!
•Well duh, he is! He announced it at a press conference and everything! What? What's with the funny looks? What, you think I'm crazy too! I remember it, dammit! Why can't anyone else remember? Why can't anyone else remember?
◦Layla Miller can remember.
Yes, but rumor has it she knows what the hell Deadpool's talking about with all that "panels" and "issues" stuff. Girl's loco.
•Wasn't it Ben something?
•Parker being Spider-Man was just a rumour that started when Parker dressed up as Spider-Man for Halloween and was later spread around by that Venom creep. I mean, would the real Spider-Man honestly show his face in public?
•Wait, so if the photographer for the Bugle is Spider-man, then the photographer for the Planet must be Superman. Jimmy Olsen must be Superman! •Guys, stop being ridiculous. That Parker guy's just a kid. And he's already said he and Spider-Man have an exclusive deal and they've appeared in the same place before. Besides, Spider-Man's black◊.
He's just plain creepy.He is SOOOOOOO creepy looking
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