It Wasn't Willy - (Real Rock'n Roll not a stinking Ballad)

[Zurg]

It Wasn't Willy
(To the tune of it wasn't me,
George Thorogood & The Delaware Destroyers)

Well he was cold, tired, and hungry
Came a beggin' for the grub
The lady took him in and fed him Mickey Bars in the hot tub
It wasn't Willy
No no baby it wasn't Willy
Ah, that must have been some other funny,
No, no child it wasn't Willy

Well, there's a cool, young saturday chatter
Loves to post and play
But the DIS board got him they inducted him today
It wasn't Willy
No no baby it wasn't Willy
Yeah, you must've met some other funny,
No, no child it wasn't Willy

Callin' out for moderators for chat tomorrow
Webmaster said which one of ya'll will volunteer to go
It wasn't Willy
Woo, it wasn't Willy
Yeah that must've been some other funny,
No, no child it wasn't Willy

Typing down the chat room
On hyper Nyquil power
The other host clocked him at ninety miles an hour
It wasn't Willy
No no Marla it wasn't Willy
Well you must have met some other funny,
No, no it wasn't Willy

Well you say you saw his suburban parked
By the Wal-Mart late one night
Came over to speak to Willy but he was outta sight
It wasn't Willy
No no baby it wasn't Willy
That must've been some other funny,
No, no child it wasn't Willy

Met a German girl in England
Who was a CM intern in France
Said they danced the World Showcase at an Drinks Around the World dance
It wasn't Willy
Woo, it wasn't Willy
Yeah, you must've met some other funny,
No, no child it wasn't Willy

 

[CathyCanada]

"stinkin' ballad"?? Excuse me evil emperor, we don't need no steenkin' rock 'n roll!!!!

We're going to need a Ballads Board!
CC

 

[Saffron]

ROTFLOL!

I'm not kidding, I think we need a "Battle of the Balladeers (and Real Rock and Roll) Seaside Meet" soon!

 

[WillyJ]

Too funny Zrug!!

 

[charlie,nj]

like I always say..you can never have enough RnR ballads.

 

[Zurg]

Charlie are you bumping these?