It was extra special when I saw Suzy and Perla one night

imsorry · Mar 22, 2006

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Sylvester McBean · Mar 22, 2006

In a hurry said:
Well, all I know is that I spent 4 months pumping while my daughter was in the NICU, and it was a relief each time. I have to think the cows are pretty happy about it too!

I never expected to open a thread regarding Cinderella's mice and see a reference to a breast pump. that was too funny. :teeth:

KAMLEM · Mar 22, 2006

Sylvester McBean said:
I never expected to open a thread regarding Cinderella's mice and see a reference to a breast pump. that was too funny.

That's your problem. Everyone else knows to expect references to breast pumps and eating yogurt to become regular when they open threads about mice. What did you expect?

disneymom3 · Mar 22, 2006

I could swear there was a post on here about a breast pump hurting....oh wait that was another board....anyway....if it hurts, get a new one!! They are not supposed to hurt.

As and FYI, Flowers Child has PM'd me to tell me that he is going on vacation and will get back to me about why he thinks this hurts the cows and where he got the info that they are milked 5 or 6 times a day.

Personally, I still think that if it hurt, the cows would object and since they all (that I have seen and it is weird how many dairy farms I have been to) just mosey on in there and start to eat their hay or whatever while they are being milked I don't think it does. They act like they couldn't care less. Of course, cows seem to act that way about most things.

waughzee · Mar 22, 2006

disneymom3 said:
Personally, I still think that if it hurt, the cows would object and since they all (that I have seen and it is weird how many dairy farms I have been to) just mosey on in there and start to eat their hay or whatever while they are being milked I don't think it does. They act like they couldn't care less. Of course, cows seem to act that way about most things.

Exactly Disneymom3! I have never put a milker on myself to know first hand if it hurts, but the cows have not objected the few times I have been in the barn while they were being milked. I am sooo not a farmer, I just happened to fall in love with one. :love:

Gwene65 · Mar 22, 2006

Twinkles6892 said:
You know, I was thinking, crap really shouldn't hurt. I saw this add for this yogurt that if eaten every day, after two weeks will keep you regular. Maybe this would do the trick for you? Wait, that's a different thread all together.....

You know that commercial bugs the "crap" out of me! Those girls are dorks. Who really talks about being all stopped up with a roomate?

UrsulasMyHero · Mar 22, 2006

Now Alton Brown is on my mind, and Good Eats Theme song is buzzing in my brain. Jeez.

BelleMcNally · Mar 22, 2006

Gwene65 said:
You know that commercial bugs the "crap" out of me! Those girls are dorks. Who really talks about being all stopped up with a roomate?

I've wondered that about a lot of commercials, actually. Like the one where the lady tells the cashier that her husband is constipated...

Mermaid02 · Mar 22, 2006

BelleMcNally said:
I've wondered that about a lot of commercials, actually. Like the one where the lady tells the cashier that her husband is constipated...

Isn't his name Raymond?? Poor Poor Raymond.... :guilty:

SplshMtn99 · Mar 22, 2006

Ya know, sometimes when I'm short on time, I'll read the OP's post, then read the last post on the thread. (Like reading the last page of the book to see how it ends.)

Well, I did that here......... and I was like WHAT? I had to go back & read the entire thread. LOL This thread really has some strange twists. Pretty funny though.
:rotfl2:

BelleMcNally · Mar 22, 2006

Mermaid02 said:
Isn't his name Raymond?? Poor Poor Raymond....

And he's constipated everywhere !

I mean...if the stuff worked so well, shouldn't he have gotten over his problem by the third or fourth commercial scenario? :confused3

Twinkles6892 · Mar 22, 2006

BelleMcNally said:
And he's constipated everywhere !

I mean...if the stuff worked so well, shouldn't he have gotten over his problem by the third or fourth commercial scenario?

Personally, I think he should lay off the dairy products. If only he knew how they were made......

:teeth:

Mermaid02 · Mar 22, 2006

BelleMcNally said:
And he's constipated everywhere !

I mean...if the stuff worked so well, shouldn't he have gotten over his problem by the third or fourth commercial scenario?

Typical man- won't listen to his wife. If he did he'd be as regular as Old Faithful...

In a hurry · Mar 23, 2006

Sylvester McBean said:
I never expected to open a thread regarding Cinderella's mice and see a reference to a breast pump. that was too funny.

Well...We all would get to giggling about how we were just like a little herd of cattle! You have to find humor even in the horror!

FTR, never thought my female appendages would come up as a topic, either!

imsorry · Mar 23, 2006

Last night I made a portobello mushroom pizza. You should have heard those mushrooms when I sliced them up!

And when the cheese went into the oven..........

well, you needed ear stoppers :rotfl2:

Tigger&Belle · Mar 23, 2006

Are we even going to mention the noise my head of lettuce made when it saw the knife coming towards it?

DisneyPhD · Mar 23, 2006

Twinkles6892 said:
Personally, I think he should lay off the dairy products. If only he knew how they were made......

You know Milk really can cause digestive issues. I love cheese, milk cream what ever. It doesn't love me. It downright hates my youngest DD. (she is allergic to milk and eggs) but not my milk so as long as I don't eat it she is good. I agree that some dairy farms may not be nice, not all have to be.

For the past 8 months I have been this rather strange verson of Vegan. No milk or eggs. Eat lot's of meats of all kind. :crazy:

Oh since being off milk, no digestive issues (if you know what I mean.) I think the yogurt comerical is full of crap too. :rolleyes1

You know what is strange. I swear for a few weeks there DD would call me cow. I think it is just a cowinceidence. :rotfl2:

Pizza............ Yum! Even with screaming mushrooms on it. :teeth:

Brianne · Mar 23, 2006

imsorry said:
Last night I made a portobello mushroom pizza. You should have heard those mushrooms when I sliced them up!

And when the cheese went into the oven..........

well, you needed ear stoppers

I love your siggy!! :rotfl2:

This thread did do one good thing---I had a nice big plate of broccoli last night at dinner. And yes, I smothered it in cheese. :rotfl:

Mickey Fliers · Mar 23, 2006

Lesson learned....never read just the first post then the last post. You might just end up someplace you never dreamed of.

Quick question, why wouldn't a vegan eat honey? Do they realize that it is Bee vomit and certainly doesn't hurt the bees when it gets taken away. Heck, even the bees don't want it! :rotfl2:

isyne4u · Mar 23, 2006

from one inch mice to breast pumps to Raymond and his constipation to screaming broccoli and now bee vomit!! man oh man is this one whacky thread!! :lmao:

thanks for the laugh!!!

tara

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