Is there any logical reason whatsoever to say

[Miss Jasmine]

Some Copsare egomaniacs(as has been admitted to me by a few friends of mine who are cops) and you want to smooch them a little

In that same vein, you never want to POP (piss off police) or they will write all day until their pen runs out of ink.

I said thank you when I got written for a cheaper non-moving violation than for speeding. Of course I still got the lecture and had to hear about how his daughter had received a ticket earlier in the month.

No worries now as I have a PBA thingy on my license plate (the one (and I think only) perk of being married to a cop ).