Is it healthy to "hold it"??? UPDATE - it wasn't me! - page 4, post 56

[Cantw8]

I'm really a fan of the seated evacuation maneuver.

I don't know, stand up is quite impressive if all goes well in the end

 

[momrek06]

I don't know, stand up is quite impressive if all goes well in the end

OMG....I NEED A and NOW!!!! LOL!!!!

 

[TCPluto]

I don't know, stand up is quite impressive if all goes well in the end

Depends on the pressure, in which case holding out would encourage a clean break.

 

[Cantw8]

Depends on the pressure, in which case holding out would encourage a clean break.

Ahhh, I totally agree and yet too much holding out could have the reverse effect and cause pelletage...much like a rabbit. In this case, I highly recommend drawing a bullseye in the bowl and making it challenging

 

[TCPluto]

Ahhh, I totally agree and yet too much holding out could have the reverse effect and cause pelletage...much like a rabbit. In this case, I highly recommend drawing a bullseye in the bowl and making it challenging

And the opposite would be when doing the "paperwork" you get the sensation/are reminded of spreading cake frosting???


OK, I'm really done now, I gotta go..... Which is to say , leave....

 

[Charade]

actually, I used to work with a woman who used to say, "Gotta go, I'm touching fabric." She didn't last long

There was a line in the movie "Rat Race" where the daughter had to "go" and she said she was "prairie dogging". Dad didn't get it at first.

 

[Loubon]

I just hope no one pulls your finger.

 

[Cantw8]

I just hope no one pulls your finger.

 

[buckler]

Interesting topic.....

Love to stay and chat, but I've got to go drop the kids off at the pool...

I hope you don't take your kids pool hopping at the resorts. You'd give a whole new reason for everyone to get upset about it!

 

[cruisnfamily]

Interesting topic.....

Love to stay and chat, but I've got to go drop the kids off at the pool...

I've heard another version of this saying...but it's probably not PC

 

[Cruisin]

 

[minkydog]

actually, I used to work with a woman who used to say, "Gotta go, I'm touching fabric." She didn't last long

OMG

 

[The Mystery Machine]

I've heard another version of this saying...but it's probably not PC

Really do PM???? I would like to hear it.

 

[mssocks]

Well all I can add is "hold it while you are young", because once you age and the blood pressure meds and salad bars kick in, it all comes out whenever it wants. Not even the Hoover Dam could hold it back - "We've got ramming speed, Captain!"

Seriously, holding back urine can cause really sharp pains once you do void.
And blocking the poop - well, the poster who referenced the spreadable icing pretty well covered it. Or if it goes to the other extreme and dries into one big hard mass - it's like dropping the Hiroshima bomb into the water and then you have all that bacteria-infested water all over your butt.

My advice - just go whenever nature calls - in a bathroom of course!

 

[Zmsksirt]

I drank too much green beer this evening and ruined my kilt.

 

[RadioFanatic]

OMG, I'm so embarassed! I can't believe this is happening! Last night, my dh kept laughing and I was wondering what was so funny but he wouldn't tell me.

Now I know.

I swear to you I didn't write this post. I had left my login on and dh thought it was hysterical to post something funny under my name. I just found it this morning. What a whacked dh. He cracks himself up.

Dh for sale. Anyone want a tall dark and handsome man who thinks he's the new George Carlin who is now going to be dead by 10 am?

 

[lewdyan1]

OMG, I'm so embarassed! I can't believe this is happening! Last night, my dh kept laughing and I was wondering what was so funny but he wouldn't tell me.

Now I know.

I swear to you I didn't write this post. I had left my login on and dh thought it was hysterical to post something funny under my name. I just found it this morning. What a whacked dh. He cracks himself up.

Dh for sale. Anyone want a tall dark and handsome man who thinks he's the new George Carlin who is now going to be dead by 10 am?

 

[L107ANGEL]

OMG, I'm so embarassed! I can't believe this is happening! Last night, my dh kept laughing and I was wondering what was so funny but he wouldn't tell me.

Now I know.

I swear to you I didn't write this post. I had left my login on and dh thought it was hysterical to post something funny under my name. I just found it this morning. What a whacked dh. He cracks himself up.

Dh for sale. Anyone want a tall dark and handsome man who thinks he's the new George Carlin who is now going to be dead by 10 am?

Thats the oldest excuse in the book

 

[tevagirl]

OMG! That just made this whole thread even funnier!

 

[hucifer]

OMG, I'm so embarassed! I can't believe this is happening! Last night, my dh kept laughing and I was wondering what was so funny but he wouldn't tell me.

Now I know.

I swear to you I didn't write this post. I had left my login on and dh thought it was hysterical to post something funny under my name. I just found it this morning. What a whacked dh. He cracks himself up.

Dh for sale. Anyone want a tall dark and handsome man who thinks he's the new George Carlin who is now going to be dead by 10 am?

I totally sympathize with you.

Believe me, I know ALL ABOUT devious husbands!