irlandaise
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It sure doesn't. "It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs." Oh, George...
Oh for pity's sake, did George really pressure some poor screenwriting schlubs to offer such a lame explanation? They retconned Han's character in "Solo" to claim he was talking about distance, not speed?"Solo: A Star Wars Story" remedied this by clarifying that he was referring to the shortcut he took, not that he was confused about a parsec not being a unit of speed.![]()
Here, let's see if we can identify the actual dialog from "Star Wars". Was it:
Option A: "Chewy here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderan system." "Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship." "A fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?" "Should I have?" "It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. I've outrun Imperial starships. Not the bulk cruisers, mind ya, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you, old man."
Or:
Option B: "Chewy here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderan system." "Yes indeed, if it's a ship that's good at shortcuts." "A ship that's good at shortcuts? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?" "Should I have?" "It's the ship that trimmed the Kessel run down to less than 12 parsecs. I've out-shortcut Imperial starships. Not the bulk cruisers, mind ya, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now. She's good enough at finding shortcuts for you, old man."
