Interesting -- "death" test

August 2049
87
old age

I like that question asking if you have a history of ugliness in your family! I guess ugly people have shorter lifespans.
 
July 2044
at age 83


- probable cause -
Stroke

Interesting, but not surprising.

Anne
 
September 2043 at age 90 of cancer.

I'm sure the fact that my great grandmother lived to 107 and my grandma lived to 94 helped. ;)
 

I found a very good way to use that test. First time I did it, it told me I'm going to die at age 65 (only 12 more years!) of a heart attack. Then, I thought about it a little, pulled my chin back up off the floor, and tried it again. Only this time, I pretended I'd instituted a few changes in my diet, nothing else changed. Only the 15 pounds less I'm trying to lose, eat more fruit, less fast food, and less red meat. Those few small changes? They added 22 years to my life expectancy! Knowing that makes it so much easier to institute those changes.
 
According to our research, you'll be dead by

November 2048
at age 81


- probable cause -


cancer


YOU DIE: 81.5 years
 
May 2045, age 86, cause: old age.

Woo Hoo!! I'm not going to die of cancer!

Geez, I only have 40 years left to do everything I want to do....better get a move on!

And what's with asking if you hold in your farts????
 
I will die at age 81 of a heart attack. Darn! That's only 28 years. I better get busy and have some fun!
 
age 78 2040 Heart Attack.
Not too bad. It should be quick.

I retook the test with a healthier died and dropped 35 pounds. It only added 1 year 7 months - so I still not anymore motivated than I was.

Wonder if this means I can cancel the life insurance policy I got last week? :rolleyes1
 
Mine said that I will die December 2066 of old age. I will be 90 years old. Kinda sad to think about dying....
 
what does holding in your farts have to do with anything?


it says I am going to die September 2055 at age 81 of a heart attack!!
 
Well, it said 83 and cancer for me, but no one in my family has had cancer, so that's an interesting one for me. I'll die 10 years younger than both my grandmothers, one died of old age (93) and the other will be 94 soon. I thought we were living longer these days? I guess not me!
 
June 2043
at age 78


- probable cause -
cancer
 
I'm dying of cancer at age 90. "you have already lived 40% of your life" WOW.

Someone tell me what ugliness in your family has to do with lifespan? :teeth:
 
I'll die in June 2052 at the age of 81, probably due to a heart attack. Lovely.
 
I took this test several months ago. These were the results I posted on the other ok cupid thread.

epcotfan said:
Oh I have you beat.

I got March 2006 at age 34 of cancer.

I've got a year left. LOL. :rotfl:
 
Mine said December 2034 at age 70.5 of a heart attack.

That means 29 more years of disney vacations!!! That is definitely something to smile about!! :teeth:
 
July 2057
age 84
cause: cancer

I am happy that my family should have good weather for my funeral. I always hate a funeral when the sun isn't shining. :)
 
March 1 2040
Age: 81
Heart Attack.

I didn't like that they told me that 57% of my life was over.
 


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