You're from Michigan if
- You only know of 2 seasons - sledding season, and construction season
- you drive 85 and pass on the right
- you can point to a spot on the palm of your right hand to show people where you're from
- Octopus and hockey go together as naturally as peanut butter and jelly
- you've ever been kicked out of a hockey rink in another state for possession of an octopus (which you're planning on throwing on the ice)
- you recognize that no matter where you go in Ohio, you're in the middle of nowhere
- You know the correct pronounciation of "Mackinac"
- You know that not only does Hell exist, you've been there
- The phrase "Exit 69, Big Beaver Rd" is not a joke to you
- You've driven on the Lodge, the Reuther, the Jeffries, and the Ford.