inspired by Norton Speed Disk...

[teri]

since I have spent the last 8 hours of my life watching my hard drive on the very slow computer defragment, I am suddenly overwhelmed with a sense that there should be such a program for my whole life.... I figured if anyone would know where to find it, you guys would know...

 

[Chris C]

8 HOURS!!!

teri, that's not just slow.... that's, that's, that's well.... pathetic! (unless of course you're defrag'ing a 2.3 Billion GB drive)

As far as a Norton for Humansprogram goes, you know as well as I do, there's no easy fix. Try a heavy dose of C:/"Eat, Drink, and Be Merry" and see what happens.

 

[BobBrazeal]

Isn't a trip to Disney considered a defrag for the human brain?

 

[teri]

pathetic, yes... a 12 gb drive on a 233 Mhz system with 128mb memory that takes 5 minutes to boot windows... and now here I sit on my laptop and teh keyboard is funky, the enter key doesn't work,...ohhhhhhhhhh.... arrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh1111 disney would be nice right about now....