TennVolTony
Thief of Thongs
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After many years of fighting the rat race of life and business, a guy decides he's had enough. He sells everything he has and buys a place way up in Alaska. He's 10 miles from his nearest neighbor, goes to town every six months for supplies, no TV, no phone...
Then one Friday evening someone knocks on his cabin door. When he opens the door there stands a big, burly mountain man.
"Names Lars...I'm your neighbor from way on down the road. I'm having a little party at my place tomorrow night and just wanted to see if you would like to come"
Lars is the first person this guy has seen in about 5 months.
"Sure I'd love to come" he says.... "Fine Lars says...we'll start the party 'round 7, see you then". As Lars turns to leave he stops and says.... "I gotta warn ya ....there is gonna be some heavy drinkin at this party"
The new guy says to him "Don't worry about me Lars, I can hold my booze just fine" Then Lars says..."Well....there's a better than fair chance their will be some fightin too".
"Not to worry" the new guy says, "I get along with everybody"!
Lars turns to leave once more and stops again...
This time he turns and says..."probably gonna be some wild sex at this here party too"
New guy says, "GREAT!!! I've been up here all alone for a long time. I'm MORE than ready for some sex! By the way Lars, what should I bring to the party???
Lars says......"Don't much matter..........bring what ya like..
Just gonna be ME AND YOU!!!!
Then one Friday evening someone knocks on his cabin door. When he opens the door there stands a big, burly mountain man.
"Names Lars...I'm your neighbor from way on down the road. I'm having a little party at my place tomorrow night and just wanted to see if you would like to come"
Lars is the first person this guy has seen in about 5 months.
"Sure I'd love to come" he says.... "Fine Lars says...we'll start the party 'round 7, see you then". As Lars turns to leave he stops and says.... "I gotta warn ya ....there is gonna be some heavy drinkin at this party"
The new guy says to him "Don't worry about me Lars, I can hold my booze just fine" Then Lars says..."Well....there's a better than fair chance their will be some fightin too".
"Not to worry" the new guy says, "I get along with everybody"!
Lars turns to leave once more and stops again...
This time he turns and says..."probably gonna be some wild sex at this here party too"
New guy says, "GREAT!!! I've been up here all alone for a long time. I'm MORE than ready for some sex! By the way Lars, what should I bring to the party???
Lars says......"Don't much matter..........bring what ya like..
Just gonna be ME AND YOU!!!!
good one Tony..
