I'm suing Disney!! Read this warning!!

[reeeoga]

I went on the safari, I don't remember any pouchers . We had a nice 14 days watching animals and such. Did I miss something ?

As far as meeting Aerosmith, do you WANT to meet a bunch of old Rock Gods . I mean they may SING or play their "Music".

 

[jaycns]

Thanks for a GREAT laugh on a morning I really needed one (just a few days before Christmas and I found out this morning that the day after Christmas I will not be enjoying my gifts, I will be sitting in a dentist's chair getting a root canal...oh the joy). But since I am not having the best of days, I might as well join in on making Disney's day bit more miserable. My suit would have more than one cause of action...First, while riding Test Track I got whiplash while trying to avoid a truck they misdirected and somehow almost hit us during the ride. While riding Jungle Cruise I was subjected to extreme emotional distress by bearing witness to the grissley remains of someone's shrunken head (and unless Disney can prove otherwise I just KNOW that one of those heads belongs to some dearly loved close relative of mine). While walking in the park I was accosted by a very poorly behaved alien. He is some sort of experimental form of life and who knows what kind of space germs he could be spreading. Finally (and worst of all I think), Disney seems to have taken many children from all over the world and forced them to sing the same song over and over and over again ALL day and night long with NO breaks! Talk about child labor being abused. I bet all of those children will be haunted forever with strains of "it's a small world" constantly running through their heads!

Again, thanks for the smile when I needed one! Hopefully the antibiotics clear up the worst part of the infection and I can enjoy the holiday before worrying about the dentist **although he shouldn't, the dentist scares me**

 

[MomBoyd]

:thewave:

 

[shafke]

Well I got shrunk down by some crazy "scientist", attacked by snakes, a bratty little kid, and sneezed on by a dog. Who knows what germs I got from that.

I have been attacked by an alien which they got rid of and replaced by some cute fuzzy annoying alien. I think I still suffer emotional distress from that since I cannot go back in that building. It just brings back too many bad memories.

Speaking of the limo that those Aerosmith guys sent... the driver should have his license revoked. Speeding, jack rabbit starts, weaving all over the place... My neck still hurts and I have nightmares. I may never be able to ride in a limo again.

 

[Brianne]

I'd like to add a second suit to the gal picking the tracks for Test Track. She was a bit too eager to make my drive a rough one! She needs to be fired ASAP. Hmmmpphh.

 

[Turner5]

And for goodness sakes, what about the elevator that broke down at MGM?!
Geez!

 

[Turner5]

Oops! Sorry, someone already mentioned that one! Ha!

 

[tom401]

what about the unattended wild cat that bounces all over the place and the unchained bear that is loose - especially around the Crystal Palace.

 

[TheRustyScupper]

1) Go ahead and sue.
2) But I doubt you will get the 35¢.

 

[dpuck1998]

I've blocked this out for years, but I forgot about the time I was a child as got attacked by a giant squid. They even took that ride out, isn't that like admitting guilt?

Don't get me started on the emotional stress from that stinking runaway train!!

 

[Pooh67_68]

Well what about thoes of us who rode Mission Space, weren't we told we were going to Mars? but when I got out there was no red planet, just WDW.

 

[DutchsMommy]

My Manolos were never the same after Kali River Rapids - for shame Disney, there was NO warning the ride might involve water!!

 

[DutchsMommy]

Well what about thoes of us who rode Mission Space, weren't we told we were going to Mars? but when I got out there was no red planet, just WDW.

I am considering this incident as well - although it involves a projectile....an internally produced projectile.

 

[T-i-double-g-err]

Thanks to all the contributors on this thread for my afternoon chuckle!!!

 

[KathyFP]

 

[kupperman]

Too funny!

 

[ToTLaugher]

This is the funniest thread I have read in quite awhile. Thanks for the !

 

[goofy4tink]

Great post! I'm an attorney, and get to see the REAL lawsuits for ridiculous reasons like this one. People are seriously insane. I've even done some work for DCL before, and of course it was a silly situation. Surprizingly though, I found out that Disney theme parks and the cruise line have a very low rate of being sued compared to other venues, especially with the amount of volume they get each year. They run a very clean operation!

Oh, it looks like we got ourselves a lawyer!!! So, we have broken elevators, wild animals running loose, poachers ruining safari vacations, trucks running amuck in Test Track, spitting camels, canibals in Jungle Cruise, unfullfilled promises of certain destinations ie...Mars, Endor etc. Oh this is gonna cost M. Mouse big......oh yeah. But, I have to say I kinda would like to run into Steven Tyler and listen to 'Walk This Way' or 'Dude looks like a lady'..that would be cool (of course I am on the old side, so the music still has a certain appeal!!!)

 

[lookingforward]

I am so glad that the OP was joking because I was wary of the the usual arguments that ensue when someone sues (no pun intended

Happy Holidays!

 

[TDC Nala]

I have been thinking of reporting that guy who was trying to blatantly cheat for the Balderdash cup.