IF you were to steal a car....

[stinkerbelle]

IF you were to steal a car, would it be:

A. Hummer H2
B. Porsche Convertible
C. Ice Cream Truck

Or..

D. The meals on wheels van..
http://www4.fosters.com/May2004/may_11/News/ro_0511d.asp


This is the part that makes it classic:

Davis appeared unfazed by the charges, even after Judge Franklin C. Jones told him it could result in spending time in jail.

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah," Davis said as he left the stand, directing it at the judge, attorneys, and others in the court room.


Some kids just have no respect these days - eh?

 

[DukeStreetKing]

Well, if those are my only choices, it would have to be the Porsche.

Maybe the kid was hungry.

 

[ilovepcot]

Definitely the ice cream truck! Already have a gawdawful lightning last sports car!!!!

 

[monkeyboy]

I'd go for the Hummer

 

[ilovepcot]

That's "fast".......not "last", though it probably will be!

 

[JoNo]

mmmmm i'm torn 'tween the porsche or the ice cream truck.... both?

 

[Bob Slydell]

I'd go with the one that had it's keys in it and was running -- if I was a punk kid who wanted to take any old vehicle for a joy ride.

 

[kild]

the one with the hot blonde sitting in the passenger seat. I guess that could be A B or C

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Originally posted by ilovepcot
Definitely the ice cream truck! Already have a gawdawful lightning last sports car!!!!

Hmm likes pcot and drives a fast car no wonder we are always bailing you out....and can I borrow it this weekend for our anniversary dinner

 

[lindajo]

Yes, and I have always found that when I am charged with a felony, the words "Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah" will always endear you to the judge's heart.

What kind of idiot IS this kid????

 

[makaylee]

Lets see, I would never steal a car of course, but my favorite out of the 3 is a Hummer. I've told hubby before thats the only way he's ever gonna take my Suburban from me, if he's buys me a Hummer.

 

[pixiemomma]

Someone stole my sister in law's minivan from a her place of employment a few months ago. It was a 1994 Dodge Caravan. Pre-theft it required a screw driver to start the ignition, lacked a radio, and air condiotioning meant you rolled down your windows and went about 90mph down the highway.

 

[Lewski709]

No question, the ice cream truck!

 

[TalkisCheap]

Out of those choices, definatly the ice cream truck....


but I really want this special gold/orange two door ford focus it's totally yummy

 

[ilovepcot]

I'd GLADLY let you borrow it ED!!!! Thing is, we can't even drive it to WDW without stopping for gas. It gets a whopping 7 miles to the gallon!!!!! Oh, and it only has a 10 gallon gas tank. Don't want any extra weight to slow it down and take away from the horsepower. No air either......drains horsepower! But it looks good! By the way, it's a vette.

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Originally posted by pixiemomma
air condiotioning meant you rolled down your windows and went about 90mph down the highway.

Growing up my Dad called that 260 air conditioning "you roll down your 2 windows and do 60"

 

[DSNY FN]

I would steal the HUMMER and use it to tow away the Porsche and the icecream truck then you can have all 3.

 

[Jolie C]

Originally posted by DSNY FN
I would steal the HUMMER and use it to tow away the Porsche and the icecream truck then you can have all 3.

Now that's a man with a plan!

 

[DSNY FN]

Thanks Jolie I look at it this way why take only one when you can use the one to get all 3.

 

[Jolie C]

Something tells me you would be a smarter than average criminal...