If you can't be a good example...

[3jsmommy]

Wakes up with stinky fingers.......

Good Night Springdon! There will be no encore.....

(sound of one hand clapping)

 

[Laurabearz]

They just build better idiots

 

[Villain-lover]

...come sit by me!!

 

[Carly_Roach]

As you'd have done unto you.

 

[HonestAbe]

pizza

 

[Charade]

and then run away as fast as you can.

 

[imadisneyholic]

not as I do.

 

[msmouse]

If a man speaks out loud in the forrest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[wardfamily1]

If a man speaks out loud in the forrest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Why yes, yes he is.




(I'm sure you knew someone was going to answer this. )

 

[msmouse]

Why yes, yes he is.




(I'm sure you knew someone was going to answer this. )

I thought so!

 

[MM27]

should get dressed in the basement

 

[msmouse]

...come sit by me!!

ohhh, I will be using this one! My favorite so far.

 

[Planogirl]

would you wave back?

-Stephen Wright

 

[HoneyPooh]

"If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?"
- Charles Pierce

 

[The Mayor]

you will have a crummy sleep

 

[pha1226]

Sorry, too lame to continue.

Denise
"Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh." - Al Swearengen

Best quote ever! I miss that ****-******.

 

[breezy1077]

would I be wearing this one?

 

[nhrenee]

But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

 

[Chipmunk89]

....... without making an enemy.

 

[ilisao]

and I'll show you what you are.

(oh g-d, I've turned into my mother.)