If only Tinker Bell was related to the tooth fairy... (FINISHED 4/26)

[Emma's Dad]

WOW... This is what my TR looks like? OK... I HAVE to be the worst TR writer in the history of the DISBoards. let me go write up a quick update...

 

[KatMark]

WOW... This is what my TR looks like? OK... I HAVE to be the worst TR writer in the history of the DISBoards. let me go write up a quick update...

But the question still remains...WHICH trip?

 

[Emma's Dad]

But the question still remains...WHICH trip?

I'm flattered that you even think I could write two TRs at the same time! Ouch... my sides hurt from laughing!

 

[afwdwfan]

WOW... This is what my TR looks like? OK... I HAVE to be the worst TR writer in the history of the DISBoards. let me go write up a quick update...

Does that mean we can expect to see something before Labor Day?

 

[dvczerfs]

 

[KatMark]

Happy Father's Day, Don. Hope you have a great day.

 

[Emma's Dad]

Awwww... Thanks, Kat!

 

[trennr]

Don reports on June 16th that he's going to wrtie a quick update.

June 21 still no update.

Last Actual update... March 26th.

I think it's time we get the Disdads together and write this trip report for Don.

 

[afwdwfan]

Don reports on June 16th that he's going to wrtie a quick update.

June 21 still no update.

Last Actual update... March 26th.

I think it's time we get the Disdads together and write this trip report for Don.

I think I need to go back to the beginning of this thing. I can't even remember what year this trip took place anymore.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

There was a picture of Don in his Navy gear from 1991. Let's start there.

 

[afwdwfan]

There was a picture of Don in his Navy gear from 1991. Let's start there.

I thought we'd already established that it was Goose, not Don.

 

[KatMark]

I'll read along if you "DISDads" take over...it's better than nothing.

 

[afwdwfan]

There was a picture of Don in his Navy gear from 1991. Let's start there.

I'll read along if you "DISDads" take over...it's better than nothing.

Is it time for the update about the Village People performing at EPCOT???

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Is it time for the update about the Village People performing at EPCOT???

This is where Barry and his Photoshop skillz take over.

 

[trennr]

Day 3 Don has booked a Mother-Daughter Spa Day and an evening Tea for his Wife and Daughter at the Grand Floridian...soo very nice of him and they both are just so excited...Don is the best.

They are like, but what will you do?

Oh I'll just go over to the Magic Kingdom and try to have fun without you...but you girls go have a great time. (So unselfish of Don.)

So they get on the Resort Monorail to the GF and Don sees that the reservations are all in order and tells his girls to have a great day. Back to the Monorail. "Please Stand Clear of the Door...Por Favor Mantengase Alejado De Las Peurtas."

YEEEEEE HAAAAWWWWW!!!!!
(cue up the CnC Music Factory " Everybody Dance Now")

The Monorail Doors open at the MK entrance...Don is pushing away the elderly...stepping on small children...Smiling from ear to ear. Through the gate...under the tunel...onto Main Street...he sees the Castle and sheds a tear.

Then his phones Text message ring sounds..."its a small world after all"...Score...his reservations at the ultra private DISdads layer within the Magic Kingdom has just been confirmed... Destination <redacted>land.

He arrives at <redacted> and enters the attraction line...goes <redacted> the steps and finds the entrance location...waits for the oppourtunity when no guest are watching and pushes the button carefully disguised as a <redacted>. Don then readies the zip-line...stepps off the platform and is zipping through the <redacted>...through the Frontside of <redacted> and out the backside of <redacted>. Once he lands the security ask him for his DDC Member number...and request that he name off at least 3 Nemisis pairings... Don is cleared to enter...as he walks away...the Guards says...you should have used our new express entrance located in <redacted>.

Now whenever the character disappear I'm not sure where the guy characters go...or the costumed ones...but the Disney Princesses come here. Why you ask...well in involves Jello and sometimes Pudding or Dole Whip...and Wrestling!!!

Next Match... Jasmine and Captain Angelica!!!

to be continued.

 

[KatMark]

Do you see that splotch on my computer screen? That is my pop that just flew out of my mouth after reading that update. You dads are too much!

 

[Emma's Dad]

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[Cinderella's Fella]

Is it time for the update about the Village People performing at EPCOT???

 

[KatMark]

You guys are killing me today.

 

[AJRitz]

Day 4 started with Don's wife and daughter accompanying him back to the Magic Kingdom. After much begging from Emma, Don gave in and agreed to start the day at It's A Small World. Just bite the bullet and get it over with - sort of like ripping off a bandage. As it was an early morning, the line moved quickly, and Don was distracted by the girls regaling him with stories of yesterday's tea party. Somehow, he missed the announcements that were being repeated in the queue of the special experience being offered to MK guests on this day only, in recognition of special anniversaries of Walt Disney World and legendary television show "Gilligan's Island." The last thing Don rembered hearing was a cast member telling him, just as his IASW boat was pulling away from the loading area, "enjoy your three hour tour!"

Next up . . . . lunch!