If Disney characters had other jobs

[bsbkmacgowan]

So I have some down time waiting for my next appointment and I was thinking: what jobs would some of the Disney characters do if they did not work for Disney:

Mickey Mouse: he can’t keep a steady job, one day he’s a band master, the next a tailor and another day he’s working on a river boat.

Minnie Mouse: works in a cheese emporium

Chip and Dale: are co-dependency therapists

Ariel: works at Sea World

Ursula: works in a sushi restaurant

Flounder: is featured in the sushi restaurant

Goofy: he too has a hard time holding a job including an athletic instructor and Super Hero

Donald Duck: teaches anger management

King Triton: picks up litter

Roger and Anita: have a trained dog show

Snow White's Evil Queen: is a fruit seller

Belle: is an animal trainer

Cinderella’s Prince Charming: is a shoe salesman

Snow White: cleans houses and is a child day care worker

Aurora: sells mattresses

Aladdin: works in a rug factory

Captain Hook: is a dentist

Peter Pan: teaches people to locate their inner child

Tinker Bell: works on Main Street USA as a light

Pinocchio: Keeps the home fires burning

Piglet: teaches assertiveness classes

Tigger: is a speech therapist

The Brave Little Toaster: works at Denny’s

Cinderella: raises laboratory mice

Hades: is a fire fighter

Hercules: is a piano mover

Jaffar: is a motivational speaker

The Queen of Hearts: is a black jack dealer

 

[Mr. Plutonium]

Hi!

Pluto works at the airport as a sniffer.
He also manufactures nuclear fuel in his spare time. (What does Mickey feed him?)

Jaffar is the cab driver that took me on a long, long ride to the airport on my last trip to DLR.

Gepetto has a bit part in HBO's The Sopranos.

Mulan is a stunt double for Lucy Lu in Charlie's Angels.

Stitch really is an Elvis impersonator in Las Vegas.





-Gene

 

[wdw4us2]

Cruella DeVil is a dog breeder -- after all, she's after that perfect fur coat.

Maleficent - Tour Guide for Europe's ancient castles.

Buzz Lightyear - Airport Security

Woody & Bullseye - Part of the Arabian Nights show in Kissimmee.

Mr. Toad - Car Valet at The Grand Floridian.

 

[Mr. Plutonium]

Pinochio is a gay porno star, of course.
The name of the movie is "Pinochio Gets Pinned."
The sequel is "Pinochio Gets Wood".

-Gene