I wonder if they're packed....

[tiggerfanz]

NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES
Afghanistan Cruise
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget
that a lot of entertainers had promised
to leave the country
if George W. Bush became President.
With that in mind
We have a Special Offer
for those who still want to keep their promise.


Attention:
Would
Alec Baldwin
Rosie O'Donnell
Ed Asner
Whoppi Goldberg
Cher
Phil Donahue
Rob Reiner
Barbara Streisand
Michael Moore
Jane Fonda
Pierre Salinger

and anyone else who made that promise,
please dispose of all US assets,
and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise
"Elation" which has been commissioned to take you to
your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt at no extra charge to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties
prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay . . .
at least four more years



Note:
Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any

Staffing your voyage is:

Bill Clinton
captain

Al Gore
cruise director

Monica Lewinsky
recreation director

Ted Kennedy
lifeguard/emergency procedures director

Ex-Congressman Gary Condit
as intern coordinator

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends, and loved ones, please direct your comments to
Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children
while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money
and your furnishings until you return.
Bon Voyage!

Is this a great country or what?!!!

 

[brittsmum1998]

I know I won't miss any of those people listed. I even hated Monica's handbags

 

[mrsv98]

hey, way to be a gracious winner. You are a real asset to the Republican Party.

 

[Microcell]

I keep saying, Californians, please leave now and let the Liberals just have it for their own little country. If you live in California, and you are not of the bleeding heart variety, you must pack and come join us in the RED!! Really ist is supposed to sink into the sea eventually anyway!

You forgot Tim Robbins, Madonna, Sean Penn...

 

[WishingStar]

Originally posted by Microcell
I keep saying, Californians, please leave now and let the Liberals just have it for their own little country. If you live in California, and you are not of the bleeding heart variety, you must pack and come join us in the RED!! Really ist is supposed to sink into the sea eventually anyway!

You forgot Tim Robbins, Madonna, Sean Penn...

That's a great start at uniting the country. Anyone that doesn't share your beliefs politically can drop into the sea...nice.