OK, since we've opened that CHOCOLATE door, I got this in an email:
"1. Pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (Try for more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754.... If you haven't, add 1753
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week)
The next two numbers are your actual age
This is the only year this formula will work"
I tried it and it DID work. WEIRD!