I think I broke myself

[DopeyRN]

Yesterday, armed with a gift certificate I attacked Sears. Found some great prices. I was really excited about some socks that looked like they would keep my feet warm at night...half price.

A while ago I was standing on my tile kitchen floor, wearing my new socks, talking to my 17 year old son and waiting for something to come out of the microwave. One minute I was standing there, the next thing I knew I was on my butt on the floor. Happened so fast I had no chance to put my hands out. Now this flabby, couch potato 43 year old body was not prepared. Believe it or not, my low back is spasming and my butt bone hurts.

And my son? Looks at me on the floor and with a straight face says "Have you been drinking?".

Morale of this story? If your half price socks do not have skid pads, don't wear them on a tile floor. OR...go ahead and drink...at least that way you have an excuse!!

 

[nativetxn]

OUCH! I hope those spasms go away soon. Thanks for the tip. Today I will opt for skid pads but who knows what tomorrow will bring, I may take that second nugget of wisdom you offered

 

[DixieDreamer]

LOL!

 

[daughter_of_amid_chaos]

This sounds like something my mother would do...Though I would not have come up with a witty response like your son's lol

 

[Princess Michelle]

Oh Donna! That sounds painful! I will try so hard to stop giggling at what your son said, it's really not funny, I hope you punished him good! Hope you feel better soon, {{{healing hugs}}}.

 

[Mackey Mouse]

Yikes Donna. hope you are ok...it sounds like the typical thing that happens around the holidays...one year I broke my leg badly... went through Christmas in a drug induced haze...I did not know broken bones hurt so much..

I did chuckle at what your son said though...and the moral of the story... teehee

 

[#1 Disney Fan]

Ouch! Hope it's feeling better soon.

 

[EROS]

I could help with a nice back massage, but unfortunately I can't spare the time to fly down to La.

Sorry to disappoint,

 

[helenabear]

I am so sorry I am laughing right now, but it struck me as funny. I hope your back is feeling better soon though!

 

[Boots]

Ouch!! I am afraid that you will really be sore tomorrow!!! {{{{HUGS}}}}

 

[TennVolTony]

Maybe you should stay out of the kitchen Donna....Remember the LIGHT???? It's not your cooking that kills......IT'S YOUR KITCHEN!!!


Now go soak your A**......MAN HAVE I WAITED A LONG TIME TO USE THAT ONE ON YA!!!

 

[December99]

OMG Donna...and having met you - you don't want to know the visual going on right now!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DopeyRN]

LMAO Tony!!! Yes...I remember the light.

Chris...what visual are you having??? SURELY it has nothing to do with the back side of my front?!?

DH was feeling sorry for me....I got a hot fudge sundae with extra fudge!

 

[LisaTx]

Those falls hurt! I hope you're feeling better soon.

You should have told your son to kiss it and make it feel better.

 

[snoopy]

And my son? Looks at me on the floor and with a straight face says "Have you been drinking?".

Oh I am sorry, but this made me ROFL.

Hope your butt is feeling better tomorrow.

 

[becka]

I am sorry that you fell and hurt yourself but the visuals had me ROFL!

 

[JulesMom]

Oh No!!!

I hope you start feeling better.

Take some Motrin and soak in the tub for relief