I still haven't found the stain....

[Lisa loves Pooh]

On my originally priced stain resistent table cloth that was originally $35 and marked down twice before I got it for $8 at Bed Bath and Beyond. There was a picture on the packaging of red wine being poured to illustrate how one needn't worry as stains would wash out.

But I can't find the criminal stain responsible for the double mark down. I call that...a touchdown of a good buy.