I need your best Disney jokes

[pirateofthecarolinas]

for my kids. Keep it "G" rated.

TIA,

Lori

 

[hpygrll]

Why does Cinderella never get picked for the soccer team?

Because she always runs from the ball!!!

Jenny

 

[hpygrll]

Oh wait...one more.

What do you call Princess Aurora when she's cleaning the house?

"Sweeping" Beauty!
Jenny

 

[wdwgirl03]

Why did Mickey go to outer space?

Because he wanted to find Pluto.

 

[Kimberly815]

Why does Cinderella never get picked for the soccer team?

Because she always runs from the ball!!!

Jenny

I love this one!!!

 

[Micca]

for my kids. Keep it "G" rated.

I guess the one about Minnie and Goofy is off limits.

 

[noodles]

What does Peter Pan eat for Breakfast?


Peter PANcakes!

This is my DD's favorite and she cracks herself up each time she tells it!

 

[hpygrll]

Why can't the 101 Dalmatians play Hide and Go Seek?

Because they're always spotted!!!!

(Can you tell I used to work for the Stores?)

Jenny

 

[pirateofthecarolinas]

for my kids. Keep it "G" rated.

I guess the one about Minnie and Goofy is off limits.

Lori

 

[Briarmom]

What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film for developing?

Someday my prints will come.

 

[JESW]

What kind of car does Mickey drive?

A MINNIE van!

Jill

 

[Sparx]

John needed a screen name for a website. he finally picked one and wrote it on a piece of paper next to the pc. later when his dad came in he asked, "why is MickeyMinnieDonaldGoofyPluto written on this?" John goes, "they said it had to be five characters long."

 

[pirateofthecarolinas]

Thanks everyone. These are perfect!

Lori

 

[sorcerormickey]

OH, OH, I have one!!!

What is Buzz Lightyear's favorite store???? BED, BATH, and BEYOND!!!!!!!!!

 

[tiff211]

What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film for developing?

Someday my prints will come.

 

[anewvance]

LoL, these are hilarious.... my girls will love them!

 

[TinkerBelle2992]

What did Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick at the store?

Just put it on my bill!

 

[POB14]

You probably can't use this one, but hey, I heard it FROM my 5-year-old, so:

Why did Tigger put his head in the potty?

He was looking for his friend Pooh.


I hereby apologize in advance for the above post.

 

[belle_of_the_ball]

hhaha

"his friend POOH!!!!!!!! "

thats from my 4 yo cousin

 

[figment52]

John needed a screen name for a website. he finally picked one and wrote it on a piece of paper next to the pc. later when his dad came in he asked, "why is MickeyMinnieDonaldGoofyPluto written on this?" John goes, "they said it had to be five characters long."

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