I need more sleep. Unfortunately for me Dh goes to work VERY early and I have trouble going back to sleep after he makes all his noise and is gone. so it's not quite 5am and I'm going to talk to myself.
Hi Shawna, how are you this morning?
Great thanks and you?
I'm doing swell, feeling witty today?
Not at this hour but you never know how about you?
Nope just want to conduct an interview with you.
Ok fire away
What are your plans for today?
Well, thanks for caring so much, my plans for today include shopping for Dh's birthday present, going to a birthday party at Jeepers, having the first "date night" with dh I've had in a long time thanks to kids night out at the dance studio and if I have time ironing all the clothes I washed last night.
Oh, are you going to do all that?
(quietly giggles and slaps knee) Well, you know me, will I stay here and DIS all day and ignore "life" or will I participate in the activities of my family? Actually it's a coin toss. I like to keep people guessing.
Ok well, I have to say you look pretty great for getting up at 4:30am.
Oh, well thank you. That's really too kind of you Stop, no go on. I'm kidding.
So what is with the glasses
?
Look I have sensitive eyes! If I might be wearing them when I do something shady or stalking someone I can't help it. I'm really not trying to hide, you can't be too careful with your eyes. I'm just misunderstood.
So what are your plans for next week?
Disneyland or not, the people want to know?
Ohhhh well you know, as much as I hate to keep "the people" in suspense I really haven't come up with a good plan of execution as of yet. Right now it's a no go but we never know what the day will bring do we interviewer?
No, you are right we dont. So you like to keep your options open?
At all times. Definitely. I mean if you dont have options you dont have options do you? Think about it.
So what is going on at the present moment in your house?
Well, Dh left for work 45 minutes ago, dd is asleep in her bed, ds is asleep in my bed (somehow he climbed in during the middle of the night and we didn't notice) and my dog just farted so the room stinks.
Exciting
Just the typical 5am scene at Shawna's house. Dont be jealous now.
I'll try not to. Soooooooo,
Yes.
I know this is a difficult question for you.
Shoot.
Where are your Phoenix DL dancers? I know Frank got hurt in that demonstration in Pinetop. Has he recovered yet?
No, not yet but we are hoping everyday that he pulls through. It's hard for me to talk about. The brave man tried to do his routine from the top of a pine tree since we were in Pinetop and it didnt turn out. He's an innovator like me and a misunderstood genius. 150 broken bones later he's not quite ready to return but he insisted on coming this morning. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Phoenix DL dancers.........
Oh my goodness, Frank stop there is no smoking here. I do apologize, after the accident with all the attention he thinks he can do whatever he wants. Seriously I'll get him out of here. Frank I'm disappointed and I'm calling your agent.
Well, on that note and the violation of our firecode we have to end this interview. Thank you for talking to us Shawna, it really has been a pleasure.
You are so very welcome. Anytime.
Now back to regular posting. Carry on people!
nice to meet you.
and sternly told them to quit it.
and I dont know what your on about....
