I need a list of one-liners!!

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A co-worker and I were "volunteered" to pass out the gifts for our gift exchange at work, as well as provide the corny entertainment that goes along with it! We thought we would toss in a few one-liners every now and then, kind of the old Laugh-In style. Only problem is...I don't know any. Help!! Got any good ones??? Thanks!

 

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http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/one-liner31.htm - ones for the office

http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/one-liner.htm