I love a good blonde joke.....

[pumba]

BLONDE OR BRUNETTE?
A blonde is sitting at home one day when she decides she's sick of hearing
all those blonde jokes, so she decides to dye her hair brown. To see if it
works, she goes to a farm.
She walks up to the farmer and says, "If I can guess how many sheep you
have, can I take one home?"
The farmer kinda chuckles to himself, and then replies, "Sure, why not?"
The blonde pulls out a calculator and does a whole bunch of calculus and
trig equations and comes up with a number. She says to the farmer,
"There are 314 sheep out there."

The farmer looks at her with a shocked _expression and says, "You're
right! Go take your pick".
The blonde takes a few minutes to pick a sheep, waves to the farmer, and
leaves.
She's sitting at home the next day when she hears a knock on her front
door. She opens it and finds the farmer standing there, holding his hat.
He says to her, "If I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog
back?"

 

[piratesmate]

I love a good blonde joke, too!

 

[flaps]

LOL! Hadn't heard that one.

 

[fanofmickey]

Two blondes are walking down the street. The first one sees something shiny laying on the sidewalk. She picks it up - it's a compact. She looks in the mirror and says to her friend, "The face is familiar, but I just can't quite place the name". Her friend says, "Let me see it". She takes the mirror, looks in it, and says, "Well it's me, silly!"