I know who the tag fairy is!!!!!

[Bennet]

An evil plot perhaps, distract them and unmask the TFs?

Evil Plot? I prefer Malicious Plan.

How will we ever be sure if, their claim they know who the TF is, is right, if they don't say.
How do we even know they are protecting the TF?
They may just be a gang of little green women with a duct tape fetish?

 

[Dream]

Zurg! I have only this to say to you (not that I expect someone as evil as you to undersand)....faith, trust and a little bit of pixie dust.....nuf said
Oh and one more thing...neener neener neeeeeener, Dream can't be distracted, cause she has the blessings of the tfs, and yooouuuu dooon't!

 

[LucyStorm]

And please remember Emperor Zurg that Lucy is a nurse and has access to all kinds of nasty "weapons" to take care of pestilence and intergalactic nastiness.

And I know how to use the delete button when some nasty alien tries to take over my clipart!!!

 

[Bennet]

Originally posted by LucyStorm
And please remember Emperor Zurg that Lucy is a nurse and has acces to all kinds of nasty "weapons" to take care of pestilence and intergalactic nastiness.

Bring it on. Zurg has a few tricks of his own.

This has been a test of the Zurg emergancy broadcasting network, if it had been a real emergancey...

 

[LucyStorm]

Oh, and Zurg Dear, I also forgot to tell you that I was a crackshot at Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin. I am gathering my ammunition as we speak......

 

[Bennet]

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Oh and one more thing...neener neener neeeeeener

If you are nice, (unlikely as that seems,) Zurg will bring back the other sig. clip art and if you are real extra nice nice, I'll fix the little bodic issue.

 

[LucyStorm]

Zurg Dear, don't mess with us. Notice my new title. Don't make me band the forces of the Protection Patrol and the tag fairies. You may end up banished.

 

[debster812]

OMG you all have me ROTFLMBO!!!!

This could become one of those 'classic DIS moments' you were looking for LucyStorm.

Zurg, nice work with all the clippies, now imagine what you could do if you used your power for good instead of evil (maliciousness?)

Debster

*Debster, ducking and running for cover, can't beleive she actually got in the middle of these guys*

 

[Kama89]

HOLY INTERGALACTIC DUCT TAPE BATMAN... what's going on around here!?!?! Zurg, you have become a major menace to society... you WILL be stopped!!! Kama is in hot pursuit of the evil AND malicious Zurg.... she catches up with him, LEAPS out of her new Toyota Solara, and administers a potent narcotic provided by Nurse Lucy.
We are totally and completely devoted to the protection of our TFs. Weapons used against any TF protection patrol agent are completely useless against the magical powers the TFs have bestowed upon us. RESTORE OUR CLIPART or you will be thrown into the TF pit of despair, never to be seen or heard from again.

A duct tape fetish huh? Oooooh... I think I like that. Methinks it might go well with my spandex and speedskates fetish.

 

[Bennet]

Now now now, is that nice?

Ok the potent narcotic was a nice getsture and I liked the "evil AND malicious. " But "thrown into the TF pit of despair, never to be seen or heard from again" sounds a little to The Princess Bride."

Not that I don't like the movie and the Dread Pirate Roberts would make a nice Diz name but hear you guys are sipping drinks, passing out rolls of duct tape and getting fancy new tags - what does Zurg get?

Complaints about the bodice!

Are you trying to get EROS in to this or what? Hello EROS have anything in spandex, speed skates and Duct tape?

 

[Bennet]

Duct Tape Apparel

 

[Bennet]

Jodie Cox, with her date Mike Holt, in their duct tape prom formals. It took 3 weeks of strenuous labor and almost 6 rolls of Duct Tape (Jodie doing most of the work, Mike testifies).
(ataboy Mike)

 

[Bennet]

Todd Scott (below left) is one crazy Canadian who makes everything out of duct tape (including this kilt - and no, we didn't ask what he was wearing under it). After this photo was shot, he even made duct tape bag pipes.

 

[Kama89]

but hear you guys are sipping drinks, passing out rolls of duct tape and getting fancy new tags - what does Zurg get?

.......Somebody call the Waaaaaaaahmbulance for Zurg!

Are you trying to get EROS in to this or what? Hello EROS have anything in spandex, speed skates and Duct tape?

..... Somehow I don't think Eros would have what I'm looking for in HIS picture collection.

Princess Bride!? Why, I have no idea what you're talking about! The TFs Pit of Despair is a very real place, and believe me, you do not want to go there.

PS: Hmmm.... intesesting (and rather disturbing) pictures there Zurg... wasn't exactly what I had in mind either. By the way, STOP distracting me with these duct tape images.... neither rain, nor sleet nor Zurgs shall stop the TF agents from their appointed rounds! BE GONE ZURGY BOY!

 

[Dream]

Off limits to all space rangers huh? I DON"T THINK SO!!!!! Space rangers we are not...we are the mighty tag fairy patrol people and you have met your match Zurg! Now that we are all together (and Kama has her new wheels) you don't stand an Emperor's chance in Andy's room!!! I take great pleasure in informing you that not only is Lucy a nurse but so am I!! Us nurses have WAYS, if you know what I mean! Now restore our clipart or we will be forced to delete you and seek help from someone who is NOT on the dark side!!! Oh...and no more threats about the "bodice thingy"...we are not easily intimidated!! Dream grabs the intergalactic duct tape and her nurse bag and takes off to fight evil!!! Let's go guys!

 

[Dream]

SURRENDER???!?! Does that mean you are surrendering to the tag fairies oh evil one?

 

[Kama89]

SURRENDER???!?! Does that mean you are surrendering to the tag fairies oh evil one?

To do otherwise would be a waste of time and energy Zurgy baby. Resistance is futile.

Now restore our clipart or we will be forced to delete you and seek help from someone who is NOT on the dark side!!!

.... What do you think ladies.... is it time to take action and delete this vandalized piece of clipart? I think it's time to put out a second plea for clipart help... our stylist has proved to have a rather nasty temper, not to mention, I think he's maybe just a tad shhhh..... unstable.

 

[Dream]

Yes Kama my friend, it is time to say sayanara to WW. She was just a ploy of the evil one to spread his mission of doom. Perhaps some wonderful REAL hero will design a new cilppie for us! One that is good and pure and righteous!

 

[Dream]

Dream senses that Kama is hesitant to delete her mutant clipart. Wrrrrrrrr....Dream whips up a batch of Kama's favorite beverage and holds it just beyond her reach. Come ooonnnn Kama....delete the clipart. Then you can have a little drinkee poo!
Don't worry DVC...none of the "good stuff "will be in it until we are off duty!

 

[yensid1071]

Hey, didn't Lucy Lawless wear something like in Bennet's post in an episode of Xena: Warrior Princess?