I have this alter ego

[SillyMe]

(Inspired by the *** thread)...

Yesterday I took my mom to the hospital for her chemo treatment. Along the way, I'm driving down the highway and this idiot is driving only 50mph in front of me. I have everyone passing me, doing at least 65, and a huge semi right on my tail. So, he passes me, then I turn my signal on to finally go around the slow-poke. Well, this other idiot behind me waits until I turn my signal on, then decides to cut me off and pass us. He stares at me while he passes me, so I call him a few choice words (not that he could hear). Then I hear my mom giggle and realize that I just said all that stuff in front of her.

So on the way home, another idiot is riding my tail. I pull up to a light and he pulls next to me and stares at us. There it goes again...my mouth. Mom giggles again.

I apologized over and over and told her...I have this darn alter ego living in my head and she only comes out when I drive. That's it. Only when I drive. I try to shut her up, but I can't. She just doesn't listen. I can't control her.

 

[lovemygoofy]

Only when you drive hmmmmm?? Why do I find that hard to believe?

How is your mama doing by the way? I hope she is doing well.

 

[SillyMe]

Well Tina! Why on earth would you think I would normally talk like that? I'm a sweet little lady. I told my mom that if anyone were to ever try to carjack me, I feel really sorry for them.

She's doing great so far, thanks! We're just praying she won't get sick from the treatments.

 

[lovemygoofy]

LOL, Matt says the same thing about me. Have you ever seen the move Gone in 60 Seconds, where one of the guys trying to hotwire the car starts getting carjacked by a good with a gun? The hotwire guy starts yelling "why can't you steal a car the old fasion way, you big wussy?"

Does your mama need anything to cheer her up especially with the holidays coming? Do you need anything that I can do from here? If there is please let me know.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Is she really snarky? She needs an alias...something ironic like Toot Sweet or something like that that no one would think of using.

 

[SillyMe]

Is she really snarky? She needs an alias...something ironic like Toot Sweet or something like that that no one would think of using.

Snarky? She's downright vulgar.

Thanks Tina, but we're all good.

 

[binny]

oh yeah I have that one too.

I told dh that I dont need a WWJD bumper sticker I need one on the inside of the windshield. MAYBE that would help?


It isnt road rage per se its just that people are stupid and its my job to tell them

continued prayers for your mum!

 

[SillyMe]

oh yeah I have that one too.

I told dh that I dont need a WWJD bumper sticker I need one on the inside of the windshield. MAYBE that would help?


It isnt road rage per se its just that people are stupid and its my job to tell them

continued prayers for your mum!

I tend to call them idiots.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Well Tina! Why on earth would you think I would normally talk like that? I'm a sweet little lady. I told my mom that if anyone were to ever try to carjack me, I feel really sorry for them.

She's doing great so far, thanks! We're just praying she won't get sick from the treatments.

 

[I'mNoPrince]

Maybe your DIS alias could be SILLYTHEM for drivinf like Idoits

 

[imsorry]

I have an evil twin like that who always gets me in trouble! She is always giving other drivers the finger!!!


to you and your Mom

 

[Fitswimmer]

Only when I drive. I try to shut her up, but I can't. She just doesn't listen.

My friends say that I have an inner NYC cab driver that comes out when I drive.

 

[binny]

My friends say that I have an inner NYC cab driver that comes out when I drive.

I love it! " Sorry officer. I know my car was speeding but it wasnt ME. I was channeling a New York City cabbie!... honest!"

 

[SillyMe]

I have an evil twin like that who always gets me in trouble! She is always giving other drivers the finger!!!


to you and your Mom

Angel...zip it.

 

[bananiem]

Our kids have started saying things before we have a chance to. Thankfully, nothing vulgar. Just stuff like "Pick a lane! Any lane!" and "Hmmm, turn signals are optional equipment on their car."

 

[Aidensmom]

Our kids have started saying things before we have a chance to. Thankfully, nothing vulgar. Just stuff like "Pick a lane! Any lane!" and "Hmmm, turn signals are optional equipment on their car."

Mine does the same! I have no idea where he gets it from.

Sillyme, continued prayers for you and your mom.

 

[SillyMe]

Mine does the same! I have no idea where he gets it from.

Sillyme, continued prayers for you and your mom.

Must be from Aidensdad.

 

[Cantw8]

Holy crap...you all know I am the sweetest, calmest, good natured, most easy going person on the planet but when I get on the road, I have a mouth like a sailor in a cracker jack uniform Ooooh, yeah...I'm bad

 

[L107ANGEL]

Holy crap...you all know I am the sweetest, calmest, good natured, most easy going person on the planet but when I get on the road, I have a mouth like a sailor in a cracker jack uniform Ooooh, yeah...I'm bad

Hello Sista Stairs

 

[SillyMe]

I really want to know what went on in the stairway.