charliebrown
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- Joined
- Jan 4, 2011
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I need money. I will do anything PG-13 rated. Make me a offer. Here are some examples.
Things I Will Do For $5
Stare at you for 5 minutes
Give a hug to the person of your choosing
Call you on the phone and seem genuinely interested for 10 minutes
Draw your face on a balloon
Sing R.E.M.'s " The End of the World as we Know it" from memory to the best of my ability
6 minutes of copywriting
Things I Will Do For $10
Spin until I throw up or you lose interest
Rename your Pokémon
Host a conference call with you and a person that you've always thought was cool but never really got the chance to hang out with, you know?
Things I Will Do For $50
Break-up with your boyfriend or girlfriend
Help you quit smoking (I'll call you every day for a month and yell "HEY DON'T SMOKE")
Tell the person you like that you think they're cute.
Try my best to fly in a public place,or anything else, for a half hour
Make you a really great profile picture
Do your grocery shopping
Let you watch me in my room for @$ hrs. Via webcam
Things I Will Do For $100
Tell your kids which one is actually your favorite, and what the others could do to improve their standings
Do Balloon Animals ,play music,DJ, or play a character for a party
Fight someone much smaller ... than me
E-mail you a list of 250 things I like about you (need access to any and all social network accounts)
Clean most of your house and apologize for the things I didn't
Deliver five fully cooked DiGiorno pizzas right to your door (must live in Aurora)
Things I Will Do for $250
Star treatment for a day (I'll hide in bushes and take pictures of you)
Go on a date with you...ladies only.
Say anything to every person I see for an entire day
Make a movie of your life
Crash a party or wedding
Things I Will Do For $1,000
Host an event (will not host anything racially insensitive, e.g. human being auction)
Give a PowerPoint presentation on team building to your business and/or extended family
Rename your children
Build you a cardboard car and make vroom-vroom sounds while you drive it
Star treatment for a month (I'll hide in bushes and take pictures of you)
Things I Will Do For $100,000
Yell your name every time I wake up for the rest of my life
Change my political and spiritual leanings
Recreate the best day of your life (or worst, whatevs)
You must pay for travel expenses.
Things I Will Do For $5
Stare at you for 5 minutes
Give a hug to the person of your choosing
Call you on the phone and seem genuinely interested for 10 minutes
Draw your face on a balloon
Sing R.E.M.'s " The End of the World as we Know it" from memory to the best of my ability
6 minutes of copywriting
Things I Will Do For $10
Spin until I throw up or you lose interest
Rename your Pokémon
Host a conference call with you and a person that you've always thought was cool but never really got the chance to hang out with, you know?
Things I Will Do For $50
Break-up with your boyfriend or girlfriend
Help you quit smoking (I'll call you every day for a month and yell "HEY DON'T SMOKE")
Tell the person you like that you think they're cute.
Try my best to fly in a public place,or anything else, for a half hour
Make you a really great profile picture
Do your grocery shopping
Let you watch me in my room for @$ hrs. Via webcam
Things I Will Do For $100
Tell your kids which one is actually your favorite, and what the others could do to improve their standings
Do Balloon Animals ,play music,DJ, or play a character for a party
Fight someone much smaller ... than me
E-mail you a list of 250 things I like about you (need access to any and all social network accounts)
Clean most of your house and apologize for the things I didn't
Deliver five fully cooked DiGiorno pizzas right to your door (must live in Aurora)
Things I Will Do for $250
Star treatment for a day (I'll hide in bushes and take pictures of you)
Go on a date with you...ladies only.
Say anything to every person I see for an entire day
Make a movie of your life
Crash a party or wedding
Things I Will Do For $1,000
Host an event (will not host anything racially insensitive, e.g. human being auction)
Give a PowerPoint presentation on team building to your business and/or extended family
Rename your children
Build you a cardboard car and make vroom-vroom sounds while you drive it
Star treatment for a month (I'll hide in bushes and take pictures of you)
Things I Will Do For $100,000
Yell your name every time I wake up for the rest of my life
Change my political and spiritual leanings
Recreate the best day of your life (or worst, whatevs)
You must pay for travel expenses.
