ds8: Mom where are my reeses peanut butter cups?
me: You have reeses??? Oooh can I have one?
ds8: Mom Im told old to play this game with you it wasnt the little red squirrel who took them.
me: I dont know what your talking about?
ds8: Mom did the little red squirrel leave you the wrapper because you have one hanging out of your hoodie pocket?
BUSTED
the end...