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Minnesota and now I know!
Two guys from International Falls, Minnesota died and woke up in hell.
The devil stopped in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats, warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough here for you?"
"Vell, ya know", they replied. "ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow and ice and ve're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, doncha know."
The devil decided that these two weren't nearly miserable enough and turned up the heat even more. When he returned to the room, he found them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished! "Everyone else down here is in abject misery, but you two seem to be enjoying yourselves!"
The two Minnesotans reply, " Vell, ya know, ve don't get too much nice weather up dare in da Falls, so ve've just got to have a fish fry when da weather's dis nice."
The devil is simply furious!!! He can hardly see straight. Finally, he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn off the heat in hell.
The next morning the temperature is 40 degrees below zero and icicles are hanging everywhere. People are shivering so badly that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Minnesotans. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, mittens and bomber hats. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!
The devil is dumbfounded. "I don't understand you people! When I turn up the heat, you're happy. When I turn off the heat you're happy. What's WRONG with you two?"
The Minnesotans look at the devil in surprise........
"Vell, doncha know, if hell freezes over, dat must mean Disney DVC built a resort in Minnesota, doncha know!!!"
P.S. The last line originally read "Vell, doncha know, if hell freezes over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl!!" But I took the liberty of changing the ending so I could post on the DVC Community Board instead of the "plain" Community Board.
Two guys from International Falls, Minnesota died and woke up in hell.
The devil stopped in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats, warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough here for you?"
"Vell, ya know", they replied. "ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow and ice and ve're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, doncha know."
The devil decided that these two weren't nearly miserable enough and turned up the heat even more. When he returned to the room, he found them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished! "Everyone else down here is in abject misery, but you two seem to be enjoying yourselves!"
The two Minnesotans reply, " Vell, ya know, ve don't get too much nice weather up dare in da Falls, so ve've just got to have a fish fry when da weather's dis nice."
The devil is simply furious!!! He can hardly see straight. Finally, he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn off the heat in hell.
The next morning the temperature is 40 degrees below zero and icicles are hanging everywhere. People are shivering so badly that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Minnesotans. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, mittens and bomber hats. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!
The devil is dumbfounded. "I don't understand you people! When I turn up the heat, you're happy. When I turn off the heat you're happy. What's WRONG with you two?"
The Minnesotans look at the devil in surprise........
"Vell, doncha know, if hell freezes over, dat must mean Disney DVC built a resort in Minnesota, doncha know!!!"
P.S. The last line originally read "Vell, doncha know, if hell freezes over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl!!" But I took the liberty of changing the ending so I could post on the DVC Community Board instead of the "plain" Community Board.
I wonder where they'll build it.... next to the Mall of America? 
