I always wanted to be an architect

[Art Vandalay]

I had originally thought maybe an importer/exporter. But then I'd want to concentrate on just the exporting (or was it the importing?).

 

[TDC Nala]

I always wanted to be a lumberjack.

 

[JESW]

I thought you wanted to be a hand model???

 

[Art Vandalay]

I thought you wanted to be a hand model???

That day, I was a marine biologist.

 

[Jimbo]

I wanted to play basketball professionally, but I've got the Jimmy legs.

 

[manchurianbrownbear]

...and you want to be my latex salesman.

 

[Muffin]

worlds are colliding here!

 

[ziggystardust]

The jerk store called....

 

[Art Vandalay]

I've been working out. I'm HUGE.

 

[BalooTheBear]

That day, I was a marine biologist.

The sea was rough that day my friend..........

 

[Art Vandalay]

The sea was rough that day my friend..........

Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli!

 

[luvmydogs]

I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

 

[goofygirl]

I won a contest....

 

[luvmydogs]

Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli!

No soup for you!

 

[SC Minnie]

I've been working out. I'm HUGE.

Not after you've been swimming, everyone's heard of shrinkage!!!!

 

[Muffin]

Not after you've been swimming, everyone's heard of shrinkage!!!!

You mean like laundry? Oh...IT shrinks. I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

 

[Art Vandalay]

Like a frightened turtle!!

 

[dvcfamily41801]

Its Gortex.

 

[Jimbo]

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!

 

[Art Vandalay]

I'm no vegetable lasagna