taximomfor4
<font color=purple>Needs a few Ricola drops<br><fo
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And now, one time only, the true, the accurate, the exact, the final word... the kaytieeldr interpretation of how the sign SHOULD be worded, if management wants users to understand the sign the way management understands the sign (not to be confused with the actual intent of the sign):
Children under 6 must be accompanied by and constantly within arm's reach of an adult in swimming attire.
Children between 6 and 13 must be accompanied by and supervised by an adult in the pool [deck] area.
Any person inside the pool [deck] area must wear swimming attire.
I have decreed, and it shall be so.



Except let me add a bit:
Children under 6 must be accompanied by and constantly within arm's reach of a swimsuit-clad adult. If a child goes under, the adult can grab 'em within seconds.
Children between 6 and 13 must be accompanied by and supervised by a swimsuit-clad adult in the pool [deck] area. If the child goes under, the adult is prepared to jump in and do some fancy savin'