1. Promise him he can get made up as Captain Jack Sparrow
2. Tell him that you'll give him $1 for every hidden Mickey he can find.
3. Promise to let him have the big bed at your resort
4. Allow him to have the seat right behind the driver on the Disney Trasportation bus.
5. Tell him he can get some really nice sports t-shirts at Downtown Disney.
6. Let him pick the dinner restaurant in World Showcase.
7. Tell him all the Disney princesses are really hot and let him pose for pictures.
8. Epcot Germany=BEER
9. Get him a "Real Men Love Disney World" t-shirt.(I have two, their great)
10. Tell him that with a really creative accountant, he can write the whole vacation off as a business expense.