How often do you clean the lint from your belly button>?

[catsrule]

When it is full.

 

[Sparx]

I have a lint cleaning kit. I got it at walmart. Its called LINT-B-GON. theres a little mirror and everything. also a vice to hold it open so I can get in there and clean it out really good. Everyone should buy one. trust me. You'll take it everywhere with you.
Stuck in traffic? Clean your bellie button!
at the movies? All your friends will want one!

Buy your LINT-B-GON kit today!

 

[sodaseller]

But is your lint attractive - be honest!

 

[SwedishMeatball]

I have a lint cleaning kit. I got it at walmart. Its called LINT-B-GON. theres a little mirror and everything. also a vice to hold it open so I can get in there and clean it out really good. Everyone should buy one. trust me. You'll take it everywhere with you.
Stuck in traffic? Clean your bellie button!
at the movies? All your friends will want one!

Buy your LINT-B-GON kit today!

No way, for real??

 

[ckret01]

OMG I'm going to throw up !!!! LOLOLOL,.....this has got to be the funniest threads I've read in a long time.

Oh by the way...I honestly don't have that problem ever.

 

[MOMTOCUTESTDOGEVER]

Holy crap!!!! I just cleaned mine out, look what I found Little sucker keeps trying to bite me

OMG this is hysterical!!

 

[SwedishMeatball]

OMG this is hysterical!!

I just have to ask, but with a name like that, are you related to the OP??

 

[Fortuosity]

Never. I'm supposed to? Best get the wife right on it, then!

Revised:

"I love you" is removing stinky sock lint between sweaty toes... *and* bellybutton lint in navel.

 

[Sparx]

Ok. I want everyone to stop now, and read this from beginning to this post. We are all thundering loons! You HAVE to be crazy to come up with something like this!

 

[MOMTOCUTESTDOGEVER]

I just have to ask, but with a name like that, are you related to the OP??

Nope. I thought I was being pretty clever when I chose my name. I guess not.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Nope. I thought I was being pretty clever when I chose my name. I guess not.

I think it was all the caps that threw me. Laura is my buddy.

 

[Quackmore]

OMG I'm going to throw up !!!! LOLOLOL,.....this has got to be the funniest threads I've read in a long time.

Oh by the way...I honestly don't have that problem ever.

Oh sure! That's what they all say.

 

[ducklite]

Holy crap!!!! I just cleaned mine out, look what I found Little sucker keeps trying to bite me

Anne

 

[tevagirl]

A friend of ours had an abdominal hernia years ago and after the surgery to fix it he wound up with no belly button. We were all camping one weekend when their daughter brought a new friend she had just met back to our campsite to check out her Dad's belly. The little girl was just standing there staring at the buttonless belly in amazement. Turning to us with wonder clearly visable in her eyes she asked what I can only assume would be a very logical question for a six year old...."But where does all the the lint go?"

 

[Fortuosity]

The little girl was just standing there staring at the buttonless belly in amazement. Turning to us with wonder clearly visable in her eyes she asked what I can only assume would be a very logical question for a six year old...."But where does all the the lint go?"

Ha-ha-ha! Too funny! Thanks for the chuckle.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

How about a "how often do you clean our your ears and how much earwax do you get" thread?