Easy Rog, TheFlame is obviously new to the area and doesn't understand this tight nit group.
TheFlame, if you read the post in this thread you will see many of the posters are friends and have at one time or another met at FW. There are even a few here who are related. Most of the

stuff is all tongue in cheek stuff and just for the fun of it. A good many of these same people will do everything possible to answer your questions and help you with advice, but may do it in a little unconventional way.

They even have the moderator, ah, baffled? There are no safe posts in this area, any and all topics can, and will, be hijacked, but all in fun.
So, TheFlame, surf around and read the various topics throughout the area and I think you'll want to join in.
Back on subject, I voted none since I haven't had an adult beverage since my early 20's
boy, that was a long time ago. But, I will defend anyone's right to do so as long as they don't drink and drive.