How about Disney Funerals????

[LBelle]

For all the WDW fanatics around the world!!!! I think Disney is missing a VERY lucrative market here, folks!!! You know what they say..."Death and Taxes"!!!! So, what do you think??? Who wants to spend eternity in the Happiest Place on Earth???

 

[imsorry]

Would they carry my Minnie shaped coffin down Main Street, with a band playing behind it? Could I have my service in the Castle?

I'm in!!

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

Do I get my 1000th Happy Haunt certificate?

 

[LBelle]

I mentioned before that it would be a real tension-breaker for Mickey to pop his head into the room right after a Memorial service and say "Hiya Folks"!!!! And I want my Urn in the POTC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hopefully with Capt. Jack pilferring it away into the night!!!!!!!!!

 

[LBelle]

Do I get my 1000th Happy Haunt certificate?

Of course......for a small fee!!!!!!!!!!

 

[imsorry]

Would my loved ones get a free massage at the Grand Floridian to help comfort them in their time of loss? Would children be allowed in the park that day?

 

[Pop Daddy]

nope, i want everyone to be crying and miserble at my funeral

 

[LBelle]

Would my loved ones get a free massage at the Grand Floridian to help comfort them in their time of loss? Would children be allowed in the park that day?

Only the well-behaved ones!!!!!

 

[LBelle]

nope, i want everyone to be crying and miserble at my funeral

They still would be!!!!

 

[disney junky]

I do think there are a whole lot of ashes spread throughout various corners of the parks. In fact, I think I read a trip report at some time within the last year or so about smuggling in ashes and Cinderella's Castle....

 

[LBelle]

I do think there are a whole lot of ashes spread throughout various corners of the parks. In fact, I think I read a trip report at some time within the last year or so about smuggling in ashes and Cinderella's Castle....

In the CASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


How did I never think of that one!!!!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

nope, i want everyone to be crying and miserble at my funeral

Make sure Cantw8 is invited.

 

[LBelle]

Make sure Cantw8 is invited.

Who???? What???? Why??????????

Come on..........spill it!!!!!!!!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Who???? What???? Why??????????

Come on..........spill it!!!!!!!!

She's just a regular dis poster that I have noticed leaves a lot of people crying and miserable.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Ooh...another possibility for my morbid little self...

 

[L107ANGEL]

She's just a regular dis poster that I have noticed leaves a lot of people crying and miserable.

Zip it Duck

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

YES. And I want the urn with my ashes in it to be strapped into its own seat on ToT so I can ride for the rest of eternity

Oh man, how creeped out would you be if you got on ToT and saw an urn sitting next to you? That would be so bizarre. I still want that to happen of course

 

[LBelle]

She's just a regular dis poster that I have noticed leaves a lot of people crying and miserable.

Maybe we should find her!!!!

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

YES. And I want the urn with my ashes in it to be strapped into its own seat on ToT so I can ride for the rest of eternity

Oh man, how creeped out would you be if you got on ToT and saw an urn sitting next to you? That would be so bizarre. I still want that to happen of course

That would be so COOL!

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

Maybe we should find her!!!!

That is the scariest smily I have ever seen