House rules?

[binny]

Im curious to know what your house rules are?


You know that old poem about if you take it out, put it back...

What rules do you insist your kids adhere to?

 

[Kissimmee JP]

Rules for my 2 boys (6 and 4):

No picking up the cats by the neck.
No throwing baseballs in the house.
No swinging bats in the house...or at each other's head.
Clean up your toys, unless you want them to be thrown away.
You're responsible for making your own bed everyday! (They really love making their beds)
Put the toilet seat down when you're done.
If you noticed that daddy left the toilet seat up, put the toilet seat down and you will be rewarded thusly.

Oh and the most important one:

If you're in the fridge, make sure to ask daddy if he needs a beer. - Kidding...sort of.

Not too hard to live by, if you ask me.

 

[binny]

well those are reasonable lol

 

[Steve H.]

Always listen to Dad -- he's always right!

All other rules are optional!

 

[jan/cape]

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
Stole that one from a friend. No boys in our house.

 

[dandave]

When you leave a room, turn off the light. I'm not paying for something you're not using.
If you make a mess, then you clean it up.
Take care of what you've got, i.e. Waste not, want not. This will leave more money for WDW.