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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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A 64-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when
a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his
tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a 22-year-old
woman."
"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
Between his sob and sniffles, he answers, "You don't
understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make
love. At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again,
and then she makes my favorite meal.
"In the afternoon, when she gets a break, she rushes home
and we make love again, the best an old man could want. And
then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love."
He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts
his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you
have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"
"I can't remember where I live!" the old man sobs loudly
through his tears.
a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his
tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a 22-year-old
woman."
"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
Between his sob and sniffles, he answers, "You don't
understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make
love. At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again,
and then she makes my favorite meal.
"In the afternoon, when she gets a break, she rushes home
and we make love again, the best an old man could want. And
then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love."
He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts
his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you
have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"
"I can't remember where I live!" the old man sobs loudly
through his tears.
