tink2dw said:OK I believe this the right time to tell this!!
The Dad has false teeth, leaves them in a glass by the bathroom sink every night. The Wife's sister and kids come to spend the weekend. In the night, teeth in glass, young nephew goes to the bathroom, sees the glass wants a drink of water, so he dumps the "old" water out into the toilet and flushes bye bye teeth.
Dad wakes up goes to get teeth Hmmmmmmm, No teeth, in the glass, not even water. They ask everyone and nephew fusses up that that he dumped the old water into the toilet and flushed!! Ohhh Horrors!! Wife is sickened, sister groans and goes home early, Kids stagger away under the cloud of doom.
Not to Worry says Dad and reaches down the toilet to get the teeth, but can't reach them. So, he calls a buddy to bring the snake and tools to remove a toilet.
They snake the commode to no luck. Now they have to pull up the toilet, and wallaaaaa the teeth can be seen, covered in what goes down toilets. Dad reaches in gets the teeth cleans off the paper and rinses them in hot water in sink.
This is where the faint of heart needed to make your decision!! Because here goes...............
Dad was going to pop the teeth back in his mouth, But his wife yelled NO YOU DON"T!! She found a sauce pan she wasn't fond of and set the water and teeth on to boil, and boil, and boil till SHE deemed they were germ free.
She gave them to Dad, he PoPed them in his mouth, and the She puked!
They got a snaked toilet, new wax ring, Saved money on buying expensive New teeth and Dad now puts glass of teeth on his bedside table.
What you have done????
Why, oh why did I read this right before I'm ready to eat lunch!
