SonjaB
<font color=teal>Mrs. SonjaB, if you please, who i
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So I'm at Donnie's house on Christmas Eve and he has to work. I'm thinking I'll have his house all nice and clean and Christmas-y when he gets home. All is going well, Christmas music is playing in the bedroom, Food TV is on in the living room and all is merry. I get the house all festive, light a couple of candles......the candles look so nice I'm thinking "Wouldn't a nice fire in the fireplace be lovely????". I turn on the gas logs, grab the little click-y thingy you light the fireplace with and ahem, not realizing the FLUE IS NOT OPEN and gas is just sorta piling up in the fireplace. I click once, nothing, click twice, nothing......click a third time and WWWWWOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH right in my face......
I start slapping myself in the head thinking my hair is on fire or at least freaking out that it might be.......I run into the bathroom to assess the damage and my hair is a smoldering mass of yellow straw (straw....scarecrows are made of straw.....what's that song again....."If I Only Had a Brain".....yeah, that one.....). I grab the brush and comb to see how much hair I have left and thankfully discover it has only singed the ends and the eyelashes of my right eye, which mascara hides quite nicely, you can't even tell........now......LOLLLL. I have very short bangs and had to take about 1/4" off of the rest, but otherwise no real harm done.
But Donnie says I'm no longer allowed to play with matches.
I start slapping myself in the head thinking my hair is on fire or at least freaking out that it might be.......I run into the bathroom to assess the damage and my hair is a smoldering mass of yellow straw (straw....scarecrows are made of straw.....what's that song again....."If I Only Had a Brain".....yeah, that one.....). I grab the brush and comb to see how much hair I have left and thankfully discover it has only singed the ends and the eyelashes of my right eye, which mascara hides quite nicely, you can't even tell........now......LOLLLL. I have very short bangs and had to take about 1/4" off of the rest, but otherwise no real harm done.
But Donnie says I'm no longer allowed to play with matches.
