HHN funny stories

[BuckeyeGuy28]

Me and my friends all went last year as part of some kind of party. One of the kids there made himself seem like a big tough guy at school--and to add to that, he's six feet tall and almost two-hundred pounds! Anyway, I'm in front of him, and we're walking to this scene with a dead guy on a pool table. The guy, who seems like a dummy, came to life and started screaming. "Tough guy" slammed himself against the opposite wall and ran sideways to the other side of the room.

Another year, a kid in front of me was trying to pretend not to be scared. He had headphones in his ears and wouldn't scare at ANYBODY!!! Then, a ScareActor distracts me for a second, so I'm a little further behind this kid. When I turn to the next room, the headphones kid is sprinting out of the haunted house, probably peeing his pants along the way!

And I think the funniest one, is when we're in line for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre house. It was an hour wait, but all of me and my buddies were fooling around, and didn't notice that we were at the entrance. I was first in line. So I lead all the guys into the house, and I see the house attendant counting the people that are walking in. He doesn't move (probably because it's a boring job), and he's old with a white beard and moustache, complete with large wrinkles. I scream at him and run the other way, only for him to come up and inform me I haven't walked in yet. I was embarrassed, and I think he was too.

 

[donaldduck352]

I cann't wate for the HHN 18 thread on this one,cause my DW does not scare easy..But this year Im going to make sure the CSW group gets her and gets her GOOD!!

I'll be the one starting the post as soon as it happens!!!

Come-on CSW'ers help me out on this..PM me with ideas!!!

She is tough to get,but Dead Exposure will be the best place!!!

 

[2BigKIdz]

My first year for HHN was 2004. My husband and I went alone, and I was completely expecting to hold onto him for dear life through the houses. I love scary things, love them! But anything that jumps at me, well, makes me jump! So we go in our first house, I think it was called House of Wax or something similar, had all the classic Universal Monsters. So when I try to grab hold of my wonderful husband he pushes me away and makes me walk in front, all alone! His motto was "you paid to be scared". Trust me, I was!

I dreaded each and every house we went in, my heart was pounding all night. We finally make our way to the Field of Screams. As we enter we are walking with a group of older ladies. A chainsaw guy jumps out at us, I had no thought process at all, I just ran! All the way through the field of screams! My husband is cracking up at the older ladies who just stood there and screamed their heads off! He turned to talk with me and couldn't find me, he didn't even know I had taken off. He still makes fun of me!

We have been every year since then, sadly we will not make it this year. Fast forward to last year. My husband and I are with another couple and it is their first HHN. As we are entering the park, the girl is really nervous. So, expert that I am, I give her pointers. My last piece of wisdom is "don't act scared, if you act scared they will really prey on you." As soon as the words are out of my mouth I face forward and a clown is right in my face and I screamed bloody murder! Did I mention I hate clowns? No? Well, clowns really scare me, always have, always will.

Later that same night we are going through the Freddy house. Freddy got me everywhere, I am screaming all over the place. A lady in front of me turns around to laugh at me (and maybe poke a little fun) and when she turns back around Freddy is right there, so she screams bloody murder. She (jokingly) says, she what you made me do!

Ahhh, good times. I really am sad that we won't make it this year.

Last year we went to Howl-O-Scream at BG Williamsburg. My best friend is scared of all things scary, but for some reason likes events like this. As we are walking through a scare zone a scare actor is really giving her a hard time, she just keeps telling him to leave her alone and go away, of course that just eggs him on, well she peed her pants!!! So she tells the scare actor, you made me pee my pants, well he can't help it, he just bursts out laughing, so there we are, me, my husband, my best friend and her 15 year old son with the scare actor just laughing like mad. It was great!

 

[2BigKIdz]

OK, not my finest moment(in fact is was very George Costanza of me...keep reading and fans of the show will undersand):

I go to HHN 16 with my usual group. Ever since I can remember I have not liked clowns. Not sure why, but I just find them very creepy. Needless to say I was not too excited about entering "Psychoscareapy" since the main character was Jack the Clown. So my friends buy me a few beers(and a couple of jello shots) and off we go. Naturally, they stick me in the front but my good friend Nicole grabs on to me for support(not sure if it was for her or me....but who cares). Anyway, Jack jumps out right in the beginning and I start to sweat. I begin moving through the house at record speed....luckily(or maybe not) there was nobody in front of us so we could pretty much fly through. There were clowns everywhere....jumping out, sneaking up, lurking around.....it was horrible! We finally get to the end and I can see the exit and the light from outside. I drag Nicole towards the exit and Jack jumps right out in front of us blocking the exit. My self-preservation gene kicks in and I literally throw Nicole at Jack as I race around them and out the door. I kept running for about 50 feet before I stopped. I turned around and there were three police officers outside the door cracking up followed by Nicole who now has tears running down her face from laughing at me so hard! Of course, she had to repeat the story to anyone who would listen and I have now been voted "Person you do not want to count on in case of an emergency!" That's not true though....as long as the emergency does not involve clowns there will be no problems!!!!

I'm right there with you on the clowns. I had horrible nightmares as a small child involving huge clowns and I have hated them every day of my life! Not much of anything creepier than a clown, except maybe dolls

 

[inkkognito]

This one isn't HHN either, but it's a good one. My hubby and I have been haunted house fanatics forever, so we'd go to every one we could find in the Chicago area. We're pretty much immune from scares, although he did look pretty darned uncomfortable once in a house where a scareactor was thrusting a plate full of lunchmeat at him with real live rats on it (he hates rodents).

So we go to this house called the Asylum Experience, which took place in an abandoned church. Mostly it was the usual stuff, but there was one part called "Buried Alive" where they herded groups into this tiny room in pitch darkness. Then they started filling the room with what turned out to be gray balls like you see in those kiddie ball pits. Of course in the dark you didn't know that...you just knew you were smooshed in a tiny space and being "buried" by something.

Well, hubby FREAKED! And I do mean freaked! My nieces, who were with us, still laugh about it to this day. When he felt the balls rolling in around his ankles, he thought it was rats that were going to climb up his pants legs!

God, I miss that house. We went every year till the church building finally got sold and they quit having it. It was so good that it even has a site dedicated to its memory:

http://www.hauntedillinois.com/asylum.php

Oh well, at least we have HHN now.

 

[Cdn Friends of Pooh]

For those who were at HHN last year, you will remember the Psychoscareapy house - Home for the Holidays. For those that weren't there last year, the house was HHN's twisted version of Christmas gone bad when the inmates of Shadybrook Hospital got loose in a neighborhood on Christmas Eve after their van crashes.

There was so much to see in this house, that when my hubby, my friend and I were going through, I was looking elsewhere and when I finally turned around, one of the inmates was standing directly in front of me with some Christmas ornaments in his hand. I instinctively jumped back a few inches and as I'm not a screamer, I didn't scream, but without missing a beat, the first thing out of my mouth was "nice balls". Everyone around us started laughing and the poor scareactor just looked at me with a stunned look on his face and then turned and started laughing too after it finally sank in what I had said.

 

[girli565]

In 2003, it was the Director theme, which I have to admit was creepy. Well we were stanidng outside the hospital house in the Jurassic park area and almost laughed so hard I almost wet myself. It's dark and misty in that area from the minute you walk in so it's hard to see what's ahead or behind you. I was there with a friend of mine and we were waiting for the rest of our party to come out of the haunted house. Well this spine-tingling scream is heard from behind us and we turn to see what it is... this teenage girl comes bolting through the pathway and two secs later a chainsaw weilding dude is right behind her. She is running full speed and the guy is right on her tail. She runs around a merch cart, pushing the sales woman in the process and then as the sales woman regains her balance the chainsaw guy bumps into her and fall on his butt!

This was the funniest thing ever! And what makes it worse is we move to see what's going on and as we are laughing the scareactor dressed as a bush moves and I practically fall on my own butt! lol